The Wiz On The Street

According to a report from the city's comptroller, New York City would stand to gain $142 million in the first three years of legalized gay marriage. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Katharine Epperson,
Video Editor
"Why? Does buying a gay melon baller at Tiffany's cost more than buying a straight melon baller at Tiffany's?"

Andre Milstead,
Drayman
"$142 million! Boy, they really know how to pull an old conservative Republican's heart-strings!"

Harris Charles,
Systems Analyst
"The city needn't permit something so crass and immoral to raise money. May I suggest legalized gambling as an alternative?"

*American Voices, The Onion