Stupid Is As Stupid Says...

ON THAT’S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT
"We are in a three-way split decision for third place."

--Sen. Joseph Lieberman (D-Connecticut), on his fifth place finish in the New Hampshire presidential primary

ON COMMUNICATIONS DEPARTMENTS, UNCOMMUNICATIVE
COMMUNICATIONS DEPARTMENT

NO TALKING UPON ENTERING

--sign on door in San Diego, California, company

ON GENDER CONFUSION
"He’s like a female Natalie Coughlin."

--NBC Olympics commentator, comparing U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps to a teammate (thanks to Katherine Johnson)

ON THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION
"A Thursday story incorrectly quoted Councilman Stewart Clifton as calling Mayor Bill Boner a “squeeze-bag.” Clifton called Boner a “sleaze-bag.”"

--from the Nashville (Tennessee) Banner

ON DOGS, REALLY QUITE TALENTED
WANTED
DOG
MALE PREFERRED
MUST BE OF COLLIE STRAIN AND BE
ABLE TO LIP-READ AND BE BILINGUAL

--ad in the Macon (Missouri) Chronicle-Herald