If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Saskatchewan.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Saskatchewan.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Regina for the weekend, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Saskatchewan.
If the speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Saskatchewan.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Saskatchewan. If you understand these jokes, and post them for all your Saskatchewan friends & others, you actually have lived in Saskatchewan.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Saskatchewan.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Regina for the weekend, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Saskatchewan.
If the speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Saskatchewan.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car, you live in Saskatchewan.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Saskatchewan. If you understand these jokes, and post them for all your Saskatchewan friends & others, you actually have lived in Saskatchewan.
*Thanks, Andy
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