***Disclaimer***

Disclaimer: The Wizard of 'OZ' makes no money from 'OZ' - The 'Other' Side of the Rainbow. 'OZ' is 100 % paid ad-free

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

First Thoughts...

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind. 

The pastor shouted out, "CROSS" - Immediately, the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS." The pastor hollered out, "GRACE " - The congregation began to sing,"AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound." The pastor said, "POWER" - The congregation sang, "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD." The Pastor said, "SEX" - The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then, all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing, "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".

*Thanks, Daryn

No comments: