A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper is down, and his fly wide open.
His secretary walked up to him and said,"Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"
This is not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into this office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly notices that his zipper is undone. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood.
He then intentionally goes out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. He is planning to have a little fun with her. When he reaches her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"
The secretary smiles a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All saw was a Mini with two flat tires".
*Thanks, Auntie 'M'
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