WILL

I think this is the best living will form that I've seen, it's easy to understand, and it makes perfect sense as well. 

To Whom it may concern: I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. 

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. 

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______a Bloody Mary 

______a Margarita 

______a Scotch and soda 

______a Martini 

______a Vodka and Tonic 

______a Steak 

______Lobster or crab legs 

______The remote control 

______ Chocolate 

______Sex 

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. 

Signed: ____________________________________