Dirty magazines

Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Military husband called home to tell me he would be late- again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon's quarters and they had to discipline the whole squad. I launched into a tirade, arguing that many men had pictures hanging in their quarters at our previous post, so his new platoon should not be penalized for something trivial. My husband calmly listened to my gripes and then explained, "Honey, dirty magazines are the clips from their rifles that had not been cleaned."

*Thanks, SalTCBug!