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Monday, June 22, 2009

Dunhuang Star Atlas


Credit and Copyright: J.-M. Bonnet-Bidaud (CEA, Saclay), F. Praderie (Obs. Paris) S. Whitfield (British Library)

Explanation: This ancient Chinese map of planet Earth's northern sky is part of the Dunhuang Star Atlas, one of the most impressive documents in the history of astronomy. The oldest complete star atlas known, it dates to the years 649 to 684, discovered at the Silk Road town of Dunhuang in 1907.

A recent analysis that examines the accuracy and projections used to make it notes the atlas marks positions of over 1,300 stars and outlines 257 Chinese star groups or asterisms. The star positions in the hand drawn atlas were found to be accurate to within a few degrees.

In this example showing the north polar region, a very recognizable Big Dipper, part of the modern constellation Ursa Major, lies along the bottom of the chart. An additional 12 charts depict equatorial regions in 30 degree sections and also include a grouping resembling the modern constellation Orion.

The atlas is on display at the British Library in London to celebrate the International Year of Astronomy.

Click on the image below for a larger one:

Dunhuang Star Atlas - Click here for larger image
*Thanks, Gary

Funnies!?


Enjoy Responsibly!
Anit-Scratcj Collar
Arctic Poodles
Arctic Poodles

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Call The FBI!
Dr. Kitten

*Thanks, Gary

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Litha - The Summer Solstice


Litha
Litha

Litha- (leetha) Also named Midsummer of Summer Solstice, this is a Sabbat strictly for the sun. On June 21 or 22, witches acknowledge the God's light and warmth on the day when he shines the highest, brightest and longest. This is a time to rejoice in the full flood of the years abundance.

The Journey

Litha - The Summer Solstice

The well of worlds that swallows all whole,
The progression of seasons that circle my soul,
The wind and water, fire and sand,
On Earth's ebb and flow I travel the land,
On the wings of a Gull or thunder and light,
My goal is far out, but still within sight,
Though my heart filled with sorrow my vision is clear,
Although my body has faltered there is no fear,
As a whirlwind of fire sweeps the darkness away,
I cannot follow it is here I must stay,
Until I am one and all is complete,
As the Goddess protects me, I won't know defeat.

By: Aries


An explanation of Pagan Summer Solstice can be found here.

Cinosam "AnkhIwiEmHotep"
Life and Peace be with You --Cinosam

From The Emerald City

The Emerald City


The Wizard is going to confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with my brother wizards...

Posting will resume Monday Morning...Keep checking daily .. if there are no new posts that day, check the archives. I bet there is a lot that you haven't read yet....

Yours,

--The Wizard

SLOW DANCE

Have you ever watched kids
on a merry-go-round
Or listened to the rain
slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last

Do you run through each day on the fly
When you ask "How are you?"
do you hear the reply?

When the day is done,
do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
running through your head?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last
Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow
And in your haste, not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
'Cause you never had time
to call and say "Hi"?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....

Thrown away...
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.

*Louise L. Hay

Pride Saskatoon 2009


Friday, June 19, 2009

A True Friend...


A True Friend...

*Thanks Gary

It's The Thought That Counts????


Giraffe Gaff...
Giraffe Gaff...

*Thanks, Gary

Fifth grade class


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories there were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left.

"Ernie, do you have a story to share?'


'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi soldiers. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi WIth her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'


*Thanks, Gary

It's Grillin' Time In Georgia


Grilling tip

As every Southerner knows, come spring it will be time to get ready for that all-important cooking technique of the south --- outdoor grilling!

I have just found out there are many stores (not just in the South) where you can get a FREE Bar-B-Q grill! In tough times free useful items are very welcome. You can get a free BBQ grill from any of the following stores:

A&P
Albertsons
Costco
Dan's
Food Lion
Fry's
Home Depot
Big Lots
Brookshire's
Lowes
Publix
Safeway
Sam's Club
Tesco
Target
Vons
Trader Joe's
Wal-Mart
Winn-Dixie


Grillin' machine
I especially like the higher rack -- which can be used for keeping things warm!
Just make sure to get a metal one... the plastic ones don't do so well.
Ya'll enjoy now

*Thanks, Gary

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Corporate Quotes


"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA )

"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter."
(Lykes Lines Shipping)

"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
(Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."
(Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)

"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months.
Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
(R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

Quote from the boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."
(Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me."
(Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
(Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)

The Big Company
*Thanks, Gary

Johnny Depp's Top 10 Performances


by Andrea Miller and Emma Badame - Cineplex Entertainment

Arguably the coolest guy to hit Hollywood since James Dean, Johnny Depp’s career choices have never been those of the typical Hollywood hunk but that hasn’t stopped him from becoming one of the most popular and talented actors of our generation. He’s run the gamut from camp to creepy to comedic to crazy and each seems a completely natural fit, which makes it that much harder to narrow down his best into a list of just ten! But we did it...now let’s see if you agree!

Johnny Depp10. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker in Cry-Baby (1990)

So the guy can do drama like nobody’s business but proved he also knew when to get all camp for this kitschy John Waters romantic-comedy-musical that didn’t hold back when sending up his teen idol good looks. Waters’ contribution to the star-crossed lovers’ canon was strange, lewd and hilarious in equal measure and mercilessly satirized the teenaged badass culture of the ‘50s, here separated into the drapes, the squares and the nerds. When good girl Allison falls for the Cry-Baby himself, tear on cheek and all, it creates a divide between the two worlds, with both sets of parents wildly disapproving. Between fits of rock ‘n’ roll madness, including cameos by Iggy Pop and singer Polly Bergen, and Elvis-inspired gyrations, Depp knocks this one out of the park.

9. Gilbert Grape in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? (1993)

This Lasse Hallström film told the story of a quietly fracturing family, barely being held together by eldest son Gilbert Grape, which Depp plays with restraint and hushed intensity. A selfish caretaker to his severely obese mother and mentally challenged younger brother (a revelatory Leonardo DiCaprio), Gilbert manages to stave off boredom by having an affair with a married woman but that all changes when the luminous, free-spirited Becky (Juliette Lewis) rolls into his tiny one-street town. Her arrival re-awakens his unrealized dreams and emphasizes his severe lack of mobility and forces Gilbert to consider his own happiness – maybe the first time.

8. Sam in Benny & Joon (1993)

On the surface, this offbeat story of two societal misfits meeting and falling in love is a simple one. A romantic comedy with a happy, sentimental, too-neat ending. But look closer and you'll see one of the best performances of Depp's impressive career. With echoes of his misunderstood outcast in Edward Scissorhands, Sam lives in a world of his own creation - preferring the clown-like antics of classic silent comedians to the harsh and depressing realities of everyday life - and Depp positively shines when his character discovers he's not alone. Throughout the film Depp meticulously and brilliantly re-creates routines by both Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton and brings to each an amazing physicality and a genuine sense of discovery. Although the role is considered to one of the lightest in his repertoire, it's also one of his best.

7. Ichabod Crane in Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Although the part was originally offered to Brad Pitt, it's hard to picture anyone else but Depp in the role of the squeamish yet curious police constable investigating the case of the infamous Headless Horseman. The film marked Depp's third collaboration with inventive director Tim Burton and like the two films that came before, their natural camaraderie on-set manifests itself in a truly comedic yet haunting take on Washington Irving's classic tall tale of things that go bump in the night. Depp manages to infuse the cartoonish and bumbling Crane with a childlike innocence one second and an efficient and disconcerting bluntness the next. His performance is the whole package and though Sleepy Hollow is a veritable feast for the senses - the cinematography and special effects show Burton at his otherworldy best - it's Depp, at equal turns heartfelt and hilarious, that makes this film a must-see.

6. George Jung in Blow (2001)

Bringing this real-life story to the big-screen, Depp stars as an opportunistic young man who helped establish the American cocaine market in the ‘70s. The film spans some 30-odd years as George goes from an enterprising marijuana dealer to a powerful drug lord in an effort to avoid the hand-to-mouth life his parents endured. With a supporting cast that includes some seriously lovely ladies (Franka Potente and Penelope Cruz), screen veteran Ray Liotta and even Pee-Wee Herman (Paul Reubens), Blow is a cautionary tale about the ravages of drug use and trafficking that Depp largely carried on his tanned shoulders.

5. Edward D. Wood Jr. in Ed Wood (1994)

Anyone who thought Depp still had anything to prove to the industry was silenced by his riveting portrayal of the cult-film director in this comedic bio-pic. The production marked his second collaboration with Tim Burton and firmly established that their first successes were far from being flukes. Depp conveys a kind of intense optimism in his character’s every move and has said he based his quirky upbeat portrayal around the confident and breezy speech of Casey Kasem and Ronald Reagan. He manages to tread the fine line between parody and satire and completely avoids the perilous descent into caricature. Not an easy feat considering the larger-than-life subject. Martin Landau, in a supporting role as Bela Lugosi, received the lion’s share of accolades and praise for the film, including an Oscar, but Depp’s riveting performance deserves equal attention.

4. Sweeney Todd/Benjamin Barker in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

His generous acting range brings to mind an almost endless variety of possibleJohnny Depp
roles, but a lead in a Hollywood musical? Not something that would've seemed likely. But once you factor in the visual genius of Tim Burton (directing Depp for the sixth time) and add in the theatrical compositions of Stephen Sondheim and you begin to see the delightfully wicked possibilities. As the titular English barber who takes bloody revenge on the world around him, Depp throws himself into complicated role with abandon. He revels in Todd's murderous rage, constantly bubbling just beneath the surface, and uses every note and syllable to convey the heartbreak and bitterness that has led this ordinary man to commit extraordinary evil. His vocals, void of overdone showy Broadway antics, showcase Sondheim's unusual melodies at their very best and with them, Depp proves that musicals are yet another genre he can tackle with amazing success.

3. Raoul Duke in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

Talk about inhabiting a role. Depp got way gonzo to portray Hunter S. Thompson stand-in Raoul Duke, the mescaline-happy, journalist-boozehound whose hallucinogenic experiences, detailed in Thompson’s book by the same name, provide the movie’s trippy story. Depp took up residence in the basement of Thompson’s farm, allowed the writer to shave his head in the cul-de-sac style and traded his car for Thompson’s Impala, aka the Great Red Shark, to prepare for the role. Directed by Terry Gilliam, the film is a wild, spooky ride with Depp’s loopy Raoul leading the way in a memorable role that almost makes you forget he’s so damn handsome. Almost.

2. Edward in Edward Scissorhands (1990)

"Johnny, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Or at least that's what I like to imagine Tim Burton said to Depp upon casting him as the unfinished creation with scissors for hands. The role of the artificial being who could feel love became Depp's breakthrough role and re-watching it now, it's no wonder. The actor calls to mind silent screen legends of the past, particularly Charlie Chaplin, as he conveys staggering depths of emotion and wonder through a simple glance or a gesture. Depp originally lobbied for the complicated role to help shake off his teen idol, “21 Jump Street”-inspired image and it's safe to say that rarely has anyone before or since managed to accomplish that feat with such resounding success.

1. Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Johnny Depp
Admit it; you never saw this one coming. The formerly bratty celeb who was gossip fodder thanks to trashed hotel rooms and serial engagements in the ‘90s was perhaps the least likely to break out as a star in a film franchise based on a Disney theme park ride. And yet, once again, Depp rose to the challenge, chewing scenery with abandon as the foppish, Lothario-cum-pirate with the kohl-rimmed eyes. Nevermind that the follow-up sequels were nowhere near as impressive as the debut, Depp created a true original with Captain Jack Sparrow (a famous amalgam of Pepe Le Peu and Keith Richards, apparently) and was introduced to an entirely new, equally zealous, fanbase.


*Big Screen Buzz - Cineplex.com

Married Life


Guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”

The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”


*Thanks, Gary

Single Diner In Empty Restaurant Asked To Move To Smaller Table


Restaurant Table

CHICAGO—Citing the upcoming lunch rush, Golden Griddle waitress Kathy Perry interrupted Derek Whamey's meal Monday to ask him—one of four diners in the restaurant—to move to a smaller table. 'If nobody's gonna be joining you, hon, we'll just scoot you over to one of those little tables over there,' Perry said as Whamey gathered his water, orange juice, and Diet Coke glasses to move them across the room. 'You're alone, right? Okay, just let me know when you need the check.' Whamey then continued to eat his meal alone.

--more news briefs--


Letterman Apologizes To Palin


Karen'I think Letterman should have waited a couple weeks to be sure she really wasn't impregnated at the game.'
— Karen Borden, Technical Illustrator


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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Are you going to finish strong?

Inspirational - to say the least!


*Thanks, SalTCBug

The Best Patients


Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Manchester, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Leeds, responds, 'Yes, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'

The third surgeon, from Birmingham, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Derby, chimes in: 'you know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from London said, 'no you're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine.... and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'


*Thanks, Gary

The Window Washer




*Thanks, Dale

Tackles, props and balls as nature intended


--Rugby match in New Zealand sees teams face off in birthday suits, briefly interrupted by streaker – with all his clothes on--

The nude rugby match in Dunedin. Photograph: Stephen Jaquiery/Otago Images/Otago Daily Times

In England, rugby players throwing off their clothes at the first opportunity is no new thing but at least they usually wait till they get off the pitch (and are in the bar), before getting started.

In Dunedin, New Zealand, however, every year two teams of sevens go to battle fully starkers.

The nude rugby international, which started as a celebration of New Zealand's national nude day, was held yesterday as a warm-up – although temperatures were reportedly cold enough to prove embarrassing – to the forthcoming match between the All Blacks and France.

Needless to say, there were plenty of tackles flying about with only one interruption … when a fully-clothed streaker ran on to the pitch.


*The Guardian

*Thanks, Calvin

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Who Is Your Real Friend?

This really works...!

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?


Your True Friend!
*Thanks, Gary!