

The US$3.3 billion Cassini mission, funded by NASA and the European and Italian space agencies, was launched in 1997. It is managed by NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena.
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A computer error fueled a panic at the already jittery New York Stock Exchange Tuesday, causing stocks to fall further. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"
Robin Feil,
Systems Analyst
"I was fooled by the glitch and tried to sell off my portfolio, but luckily I couldn't get my broker on the phone because he shot himself in the head. Whew!"
Jordan Dixon,
Non-Profit Fundraiser
"That's the last straw. I'm taking my money out of stocks right now and putting it toward a hot dog."
Jonathan Edgerton,
Tour Guide
"If anyone could handle a stock-exchange computer glitch, it's those calm, composed Wall Street traders."

Microsoft Windows Vista is a more secure version of Windows, but it doesn't solve all the security problems that have plagued the world's most-prevalent operating system.
That's the overarching message from a series of whitepapers released Wednesday by researchers from Symantec's Security Response Advanced Threat Research group, who put Vista's highly touted security through the paces.
Symantec researchers took a backlog of malicious code samples and ran them on Vista to see what could survive in the new OS environment. They found that Vista is vulnerable to some of the same malicious code that attackers have been using on older versions of Windows, said Ollie Whitehouse, an architect with Symantec's Security Response Advanced Threat Research team.
For example, Symantec found that 4 percent of keyloggers and mass mailers can successfully execute and survive a system restart on Vista without being modified, as can 3 percent of backdoors and 2 percent of Trojans, spyware and adware, Whitehouse noted.
In addition, malware authors in some cases only have to make modifications to get their exploits running on Vista, according to Whitehouse. "The fact that there are existing samples of malicious code that works today against Vista is alarming," he said.
Microsoft has bolstered kernel security in Vista with three new technologies: driver signing, which ensures that all kernel drivers the system loads are trustworthy; code integrity, which checks the OS code for signs of tampering; and Patchguard, which protects OS elements at the deepest level of kernel memory.
Although the kernel protection technologies are designed for 64-bit versions of Vista, which won't be in widespread use for a couple of years, they represent little more than "a bump in the road" for hackers, Whitehouse said. Symantec researchers also said they were able to disable all three of the security technologies in Vista with about one man-week of effort.
"As demonstrated during the development process of Windows Vista and during its release, hackers can and will subvert PatchGuard," the researchers wrote.
Vista also doesn't fully account for the fact that attackers are now moving up the application stack and gravitating to the low-hanging fruit of third-party applications, Whitehouse said.
While Microsoft deserves credit for letting third-party Vista application developers gain the same level of protection that Microsoft applications have, developers must make changes to the code of their apps to access those improvements, which is a tedious process, Whitehouse said.
Another new security measure in Vista that falls short is Address Space Layout Randomization (ASLR), a defensive technology that takes memory assigned to applications and jumbles it to make it harder for attackers to find and exploit vulnerabilities, according to Whitehouse.
ASLR helps soften the impact of memory corruption flaws that can be leveraged to launch malicious code attacks, but the level of protection one would have expected from ASLR isn't necessarily present, he said. In fact, Symantec discovered two bugs in the implementation that undermine ASLR's effectiveness, as well as an unexpected manifestation of how memory is used that could make it easier for hackers to find what they're after, he said.
Symantec's Vista research isn't meant to cast a shadow on the security improvements in Vista but to provide a view of how Vista will affect the overall threat landscape, Whitehouse noted.
However, one Symantec solution provider said he thinks the research underscores the gamesmanship going on in the security industry that's being fueled by competition between vendors.
"I think Symantec is a little bit worried about Microsoft moving into their space, and these papers could be their way of slowing Microsoft's momentum into the security space," said the solution provider.

There will be a lunar eclipse on Saturday, where the Earth's shadow will gradually swallow the moon. It will be the first total lunar eclipse in two-and-a-half years and the spectacle can best be viewed along the east coast of Canada and the U.S. as well as South Africa, Europe and much of Asia.
In Ontario and points west, the moon won't rise until the eclipse is well underway, making it impossible for some to see it.
Some details on lunar eclipses:
What is a total lunar eclipse? An eclipse happens when a full moon, on its regular orbit, slides slowly into the shadow of the Earth.
When will the next one occur? Saturday, starting at 5:30 p.m. Atlantic time.
Who will be able to see it? The eastern Americas, Europe, Africa and much of Asia.
What does it look like? The eclipsed moon may appear orange, red or brown in colour as sunlight is filtered through the Earth's atmosphere.
How long will it last? It will take about three hours and 41 minutes for the moon to pass through the Earth's shadow.
Is it safe to watch a total lunar eclipse? Lunar eclipses, unlike solar eclipses, can be watched safely with the naked eye.
How rare are they? The most recent total lunar eclipse was nearly 2.5 years ago. Aside from Saturday's event, there will also be one in August.
When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you hang up my first painting on the refrigerator, and I wanted to paint another one.
When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you feed a stray cat, and I thought it was good to be kind to animals.
When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you make my favorite cake for me, and I knew little things are special things.
When you thought I wasn't looking,
I heard you say a prayer, and I believed there is a God I could always talk to.
When you thought I wasn't looking,
I felt you kiss me good night, and I felt loved.
When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you cared, and I wanted to be everything I could be.
When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked...
and I wanted to say thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking.
Dear Love Doctor,
My boyfriend has gone crazy. For Christmas a friend gave us a camera for our computer. It was a wonderful thought. My parents live halfway across the country, and we have used it to keep in touch with them. They went out and got a camera of their own, and now we can see each other as we chat.
But, now, I'm beginning to think the whole thing may have been a mistake. A couple of days ago, I came home to find Buddy naked, in front of the camera, showing off with someone he had met on the web.
I wasn't overly upset that he was showing off, we have a pretty open relationship. But, Uncle, on the web?
We talked about it later and he said he really gets turned on being watched. Now, he wants us to have sex together on the web and maybe set up a website.
Buddy is really good-looking. He's 26, tall dark and muscular. But, this camera thing is beginning to freak me out. He is spending all of his time naked in front of it. A lot of the time he is just taking still pictures of himself and saving them on our computer.
He says he wants me to use it like a still camera and tell him what to do. He says it's a major turn on.
I think I've got to put the brakes on this thing, is it normal for a guy to want to be seen naked by all sorts of people?
Signed,
Shutter-Bugged
Dear Bugged,
He's turned into an exhibitionist! And, he's not alone. The web has spawned millions of guys just like him.
One thing you did not say in your letter is how you feel about taking private pictures of him, just for yourselves. Believe me, it can be it's own turn on.
I know someone who had a boyfriend once who was just like Buddy. He had a Polaroid camera and he just loved having his picture taken. What his partner discovered was that he loved taking the shots as much as he loved modeling for him.
They had incredible sex afterwards. (or so they said...)
As for the website, well, you probably made the right decision. There is a lot of money to be made from these home porno sites, but, the downside is that you can be seen by anyone and everyone. Sometimes those pictures can come back and bite you on the ass.
Have fun with your cam, and don't read too much into his behavior, unless he starts running around the streets naked.
The Love Doctor
This Is AMAZING!!!
Until now I never fully understood how to tell, the difference Between Male and Female Birds.
I always thought it had to be determined surgically.
Until Now.
Which of The Two Birds Is a Female???
Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...
See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.
It can be done.
Even by one with limited bird watching skills.
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was
enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath, too. Snow White relents and says, "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around." 
Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.
Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised? 


.... If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can out-smart your foot. But you can't!!A body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The bodybuilder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was."
*Thanks, Daryn