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Sunday, April 05, 2009

LGBT Milestones - Corpus Christi


Corpus Christi Poster

In 2001, SNAP! Productions presented Corpus Christi, one of the most controversial plays of all time. Terrence McNally's controversial play about growing up gay in a Texas Gulf Coast town is about a miracle-working, love-preaching healer named Joshua. His story presents an update of the Bible in thoughtful, vividly human ways. The nativity takes place in a roadside motel, during Joshua's wandering in the desert. The devil appears in the form of movie star James Dean, and the apostles don't face easy decisions devoting their lives to this guy with a halo; they have to leave behind law firm partnerships.

Time magazine called the play "one of McNally's best, most moving and personal works. His updating of the Christ story is witty but not patronizing, as sober and cleansing as a dip in baptismal waters."

The play's form is story theatre: 13 barefoot male actors perform a play within a play, starting with the birth of Joshua/Jesus in a Texas motel. Soon evils emerge, such as wife-beating, loveless sex, gay-bashing and clerical humiliations. The playwright uses this parallel story of Christ to tell a contemporary, colloquial tale of the fight against cruelty, division, hatred and, above all, hypocrisy. Love and acceptance are the antidotes.


Corpus Christi


The dramatic early attempts to prevent the play from being produced raised a flood of controversy on both sides - freedom of speech versus religious censorship. The New York Times, in an article headlined "Censoring Terrence McNally," wrote, "What we are witnessing, once again, is the peculiar combat between freedoms that is repeatedly staged in America. The practitioners and beneficiaries of religious freedom attack the practitioners of artistic freedom - freedom of speech - without seeing that the freedoms they enjoy cannot be defended separately."

The play is directed by Don Nguyen. The cast includes Nick Zadina, Michal Simpson, Mitch Fuller, Tom Lowe, Ed Baye, Jerry Evert, Michael Taylor Stewart, Damion Potter, Matt Yohe, Jeremy Earl, Tony Schik, Daniel Saucedo, and Rick Gobble.

Christening
About Terrence McNally: His first credited Broadway musical was The Rink in 1984, a project he entered after the score by composer John Kander and lyricist Fred Ebb had been written. In 1990, McNally won an Emmy Award for Best Writing in a Miniseries or Special for Andre's Mother, a drama about a woman trying to cope with her son's death from AIDS. A year later, he returned to the stage with another AIDS-related play, Lips Together, Teeth Apart, a study of the irrational fears many people harbor towards homosexuals and people who have the disease. In the play, two married couples spend the Fourth of July weekend at a summer house on Fire Island. The house has been willed to Sally Truman by her brother who has just died of AIDS, and it soon becomes evident that both couples are afraid to get in the swimming pool once used by Sally's brother.

With Kiss of the Spider Woman in 1992, McNally returned to the musical stage, collaborating with Kander and Ebb on a script which explores the complex relationship between two men caged together in a Latin American prison. Kiss of the Spider Woman won the 1993 Tony Award for Best Book of a Musical. He collaborated with Stephen Flaherty and Lynn Ahrens on Ragtime in 1997, a musical adaptation of the E.L. Doctorow novel, which tells the story of Coalhouse Walker Jr., a fiery black piano man who demands retribution when his Model T is destroyed by a mob of white troublemakers. The play also features such historical figures as Harry Houdini, Booker T. Washington, J.P. Morgan and Henry Ford.

McNally's other plays include 1994's Love! Valour! Compassion! which examines the relationships of eight gay men; and Master Class (1995), a character study of legendary opera soprano Maria Callas which won the Tony for Best Play.

The Last Supper - 'Corpus Christi'
In 1997, McNally stirred up a storm of controversy with Corpus Christi, a modern day retelling of the story of Jesus' birth, ministry, and death in which both he and his disciples are portrayed as homosexual. In fact, the play was initially cancelled because of death threats from extremist religious groups against the board members of the Manhattan Theatre Club which was to produce the play. However, several other playwrights such as Tony Kushner threatened to withdraw their plays if Corpus Christi was not produced, and the board finally relented. When the play opened, the theatre was besieged by almost 2000 protesters, furious at what they considered blasphemy. When Corpus Christi opened in London, a British Muslim group called the Defenders of the Messenger Jesus even went so far as to issue a fatwa sentencing McNally to death. On January 19, 2008, Robert Forsyth, Anglican bishop of South Sydney condemned "Corpus Christi" (which opened for February's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, a play depicting Judas seducing Jesus): "It is deliberately, not innocently, offensive and they're obviously having a laugh about it." The play also showed Jesus administrating a marriage between two male apostles. Director Leigh Rowney accepted that it would offend some Christians and said: "I wanted this play in the hands of a Christian person like myself to give it dignity but still open it up to answering questions about Christianity as a faith system."


Review: Omaha World Herald Review, Published Saturday
November 24, 2001


Lead actors shine in 'Corpus Christi,' modern Jesus story
BY JOHN KEENAN
WORLD-HERALD STAFF WRITER


The first line of Terrence McNally's "Corpus Christi," currently playing at the Snap!/Shelterbelt Theatre, promises an "old and familiar story."

It's correct, but only in one sense. "Corpus Christi" is a re-imagined story of Jesus, which tells of a new messiah, a gay man called Joshua, born in Corpus Christi, Texas.

Crucifixion
The premise enraged the Catholic League almost from its inception, but McNally's goals are provocative in a different direction. Rather than re-imagining a historical Jesus, he seems more interested in examining the fate of a gay man who arrived in the modern world with the same messages and gifts that Jesus brought. The result - rejection, scorn, torture and death - would ring true even if Matthew Shepard hadn't been killed in Laramie, Wyo., the day before the original production of "Corpus Christi" opened.

McNally strings together episodes in Joshua's life that mirror those of Jesus', including the virgin birth, the temptation in the desert, the resurrection of Lazarus, the 30 pieces of silver, the last supper and, of course, the crucifixion.

But McNally alternates them with scenes in modern times - Joshua facing scorn in high school, Joshua hitchhiking, the disciples enjoying themselves at a disco - which gives the play a weird, disconnected vibe, as if the characters existed outside of time.

With most of the actors playing more than one role - Nick Zadina as Joshua and Michal Simpson as Judas are the only two that don't - the play has an allegorical tone that is inescapable.

Some critics have suggested that the modern sequences may be somewhat autobiographical, because McNally grew up in Corpus Christi.

These autobiographical sequences, if that's what they are, are among the drama's most compelling, and Zadina is very good in these scenes as a young Joshua struggles not only with his awakening sexuality, but with his awakening divinity.

Crucifixtion
It doesn't all work - Satan in the form of James Dean is an odd choice - but the play draws a good deal of its power from these scenes, which speak to a disconnection from other people and a sense of not belonging that a young Jesus very easily may have felt.

The retelling of the basic New Testament stories actually is less compelling, a bit episodic, although McNally throws in a twist or two. But theatergoers may find themselves almost counting down to the crucifixion, a sequence beautifully staged by director Don Nguyen.

The cast as a whole is strong. Thomas Lowe is a standout in the role of Simon Peter, and he also plays the Virgin Mary and a high-school classmate of Joshua's called Spider Sloan.

Damion Smith is also memorable as James the Less, and he is very good as Patricia, Joshua's unfortunate prom date. Also memorable are Daniel Saucedo, Jerry Evert and Edward Baye.

Still, the production rises and falls with Zadina and Simpson, and the two actors nail their roles, demonstrating a palpable chemistry as well.

Zadina has the more challenging assignment as the center of the play, and he is quite good, although his righteous anger sometimes seems only loud. Zadina also has the play's best line: After he strikes down a priest, one disciple protests, "But you told us we should always turn the other cheek," to which Joshua retorts "I must have been in a very good mood that day."

Simpson gives a quieter performance, never quite fitting into the group and often suggesting a lurking quality. His second line - "What about me?" - is full of foreboding, and he carries out the inevitable treachery with a sense of superiority and sorrow that makes for a strange but compelling mixture.

There is no curtain call for "Corpus Christi," a decision that works, giving the play's somber conclusion more resonance. A thought-provoking work, "Corpus Christi" offers its own kind of reverence.


Saturday, April 04, 2009

Check out this short "5 Lesson Management Course"

Lessons Learned
Management Course

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'


Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

(4) And when they tell you there are only 5 lessons - they are lying.


THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Never underesitmate the power of carefully worded nonsense
*Thanks, Vince

Things that make you say 'AWWWW Crap!'

Things that make you say 'AW Crap!'
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Things that make you say 'AW Crap!'

*Thanks, Dwight

The Incomparable Judge Judy!

Judge Judy
(Los Angeles, California) Judith Sheindlin, familiarly known as television's Judge Judy, fixes the lawbreaker with her trademark brace-yourself-buddy glare.

"You're drinking my tea?" she says to Jerry Sheindlin, her husband of 29 years, who's lunching alongside her during a production break on her court show. Not bothering to appeal, he stops pouring from her cup into his and returns the property to its rightful owner.

For Judy Sheindlin, marking her 10th season as the star of one TV's top-rated syndicated shows, watched by 10 million people daily, enforcing justice is a full-time job. Her grandchildren may enjoy some slack; all others, watch out.

That unforgiving approach to small-claims disputes culled from courts across the country is what draws viewers. When Phil McGraw barks at an errant spouse or parent on Dr. Phil, he's reflecting the influence of Sheindlin's decade of TV toughness.

"Accept responsibility for what you do in everything," the former New York family court judge said in an interview. She was referring to her own expectation of how judges - and, in a more expansive view, the world - should behave.

At one point, she interrupts herself to search her purse for a stash of newspaper clippings, reports on a series of violent deaths of New York children that have raised questions about city government oversight.

"All these articles, you know who they blame? They blame the Administration for Children's Services. Now, I'm not absolving them. . . . But that's not where the fault is, really," she said. "The people who are supposed to protect children are their parents."

Her unshakable mantra is personal responsibility. It's a position that played well when her show began and may be even more beguiling in a time vexed by the forces of war and terror. The real power is yours, Sheindlin tells us; who wouldn't want to believe?

The 63-year-old who reminds you she successfully raised five children and stepchildren will not brook excuses from those she sees as skirting their duties.

A defendant who faced her recently found out how that applied to him. The college student, who stiffed a roommate for rent after an injury forced him out of a good-paying valet job, told Sheindlin he had no choice.

The judge did some quick math. If he had taken a minimum-wage job, say at a fast-food restaurant, and worked 10 hours a day, seven days a week, he could have met most of his financial obligation to the roomie.

"She's not related to you. She doesn't love you like your mother does," Sheindlin told him, delivering her lecture in the pitiless tone so at odds with the visual: a petite woman, dwarfed by a realistic courtroom setting, and with her black robe softened by a dainty lace collar.

Afterward, the defendant weighed in for the camera. "I was made to look like a fool and a deadbeat, he wailed - while the show picked up the tab for the roughly $2,000 US judgment, as it always does.

Petri Hawkins Byrd, who served as her bailiff in New York and cuts an imposing figure in the same role on TV, admires Sheindlin as "blunt, witty, sharp as a tack" and for her refusal to accept any nonsense. Would he want to come before her in court?

"Hell, no," he said, laughing. "And I don't advise any of my friends to do so. Not if they want to maintain their love of the judicial system."

Sheindlin was scheduled to receive a special Valentine Day's treat: her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Also, she garnered a Daytime Emmy Awards nomination, her 10th overall, for the upcoming April ceremony.

A big air kiss came her way last year when her name was floated by novelist Kurt Vonnegut and a newspaper columnist as a replacement for retiring Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. The suggestions may have been ironic but she likely could have found more public favour than Harriet Miers.

Sheindlin's popularity earns her a reported $30 million yearly. She travels to work by private jet from the Naples, Fla., home she shares with her husband, a retired judge who also did his time in a TV courtroom with People's Court. She flies in every other week to Los Angeles for three days of taping.

While new judges crowd into the TV courtroom, including Judge Alex and the upcoming Judge Maria Lopez, Sheindlin remains the queen bee with ratings that put her in the company of top syndicated performers including Oprah Winfrey and Wheel of Fortune.

"I think Judge Judy is, like Oprah, sort of the star of her genre," said analyst Stacey Lynn Koerner of New York-based media agency Initiative. "She lays it on the line and she doesn't let you get away with anything. . . . She stands out as an ethical voice that speaks to the common man."

Some uncommon voices, however, have been raised against her. Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz declaimed her for presenting the image of a judge as tyrant. A New York Times column recently accused Sheindlin of using the law as a bludgeon against the underclass: ". . .the lower a party's apparent status, the harsher Judge Judy is free to be."

Sheindlin once coyly parried Dershowitz, in print, by joking that she should have gone to the prom with him. Randy Douthit, the show's executive producer and director, takes on the allegation of class warfare.

"I think she's an equal opportunity abuser," Douthit said of Sheindlin.

Because the show draws from small-claims courts in which judgments generally are limited to no more than $5,000, cases tend to involve the less affluent. But the show aims to be as "upscale as possible," Douthit said, avoiding Jerry Springeresque elements.

* by Lynn Elber, Associated Press

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Marketing


Tropicana Orange Juice - then and after Feb 2009Tropicana recently Feb 09, changed their packaging from the left to the right package.


That was the only change!


Results?


Sales dropped 20%!

When you have noted what a difference marketing makes read this about Coca-Cola, you will find it very interesting!

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/newcoke.asp


*Thanks, Erwin

Friday, April 03, 2009

Police: 14 killed in N.Y. rampage


Guns DO kill people

NBC News and news services

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. - A gunman walked into an immigrant services center and opened fire on Friday, killing 13 people before he killed himself, police said. Another four people were in critical condition.

The suspected gunman carried identification with the name of 42-year-old Jiverly Voong of nearby Johnson City, N.Y., a law enforcement official said. But the name is an alias that the man has used in the past, said the official, who was not authorized to speak publicly and was talking on condition of anonymity.

"It obviously was premeditated," said Binghamton Police Chief Joseph Zikuski, noting the gunman blocked the rear exit with his car. "He made sure nobody could escape."

Earlier, the number of dead had been variously put at 12 to 16 by Gov. David Paterson and law enforcement officials.

At a news conference, Zikuski said a receptionist who was the first person shot survived by pretending she was dead, and was able to call 911. Another receptionist was killed.

The gunman then moved to a room inside the American Civic Association and shot dead 12 people before killing himself, Zikuski said. A man found with ammunition around his neck was believed to be the gunman, he added.

As soon as the shooting started, 26 people hid in the boiler room and by the end of the siege 37 people were safely removed from the building, Zikuski said.

Zikuski said police were still trying to confirm the name of the gunman, but had reason to believe he was "no stranger" to the immigrant services center.

Gov. Paterson said he spoke for all of New York in offering "my prayers for the victims and families of this tragedy," which began when the gunman used his car to block the back door of the services center, walked in the front door and opened fire.

Laid off IBM employee?
Rep. Maurice Hinchey, whose district includes Binghamton, said the gunman appears to have been a man who was recently let go from IBM in Johnson City.

Mayor Matthew Ryan initially said the gunman had a high-powered rifle but law-enforcement sources later told NBC that he had actually used two handguns.

The receptionist who called 911 described the gunman as a man in his 20s between 5 feet, 8 inches, and 6 feet tall, wearing a bright green nylon jacket and dark-rimmed glasses.

Police locked down a nearby high school and advised local business owners to stay inside.

Binghamton, with a population around 45,000, is about 150 miles northwest of New York City. The American Civic Association helps immigrants in the area with naturalization applications, counseling, resettlement, citizenship, family reunification and translators.

Mary Pat Hyland, who teaches classes at the center, told MSNBC that many of the immigrants served there are from Vietnam and Laos. "We have a very diverse ethnic area," she said.

The association’s president, Angela Leach, “is very upset right now,” said Mike Chanecka, a friend who answered a call at her home as Leach wept in the background.

“She doesn’t know anything; she’s as shocked as anyone,” Chanecka said. “For some reason, she had the day off today. And she’s very worried about her secretary.”

Redeemer Lutheran Church in Binghamton planned a prayer vigil on Friday night for those affected by the shooting.

Police evacuate students
When the shooting started at 10:30 a.m. ET, people fled to the basement in search of safety.

College student Leslie Shrager told the AP that she and her five housemates were sleeping when police pounded on the front door of their house next door to the shooting scene.

Officers escorted the six Binghamton University students outside, she said, and that's when they learned of the shooting.

"One of our housemates thought they heard banging of some kind. But when you're living in downtown Binghamton, it's always noisy," said Shrager, of Slingerlands, an Albany suburb. "Literally two minutes later the cops came and got us out."

The Associated Press contributed to this report.


*MSNBC.com

Feeding the Eagles!


From an email.... click on the pictures to see them bigger!

In January the weather was so cold that the bald eagles were cruising over our houses looking for hapless cats to make a quick meal. Some kind souls decided to feed the eagles down at Goose Spit so they would survive the cold spell. Here's what happened!

A former teaching colleague took these photos in front of his home. They are incredible!

Feeding the Eagles!
What a sight to see...
Feeding the Eagles!Comox, B.C., Vancouver Island , Jan. 2009

Feeding the Eagles!

A beautiful morning feeding the eagles. Jan.2009

Feeding the Eagles!

Feeding the Eagles Jan.2009

Feeding the Eagles!

Eagles fighting for the fish. Jan.2009

Feeding the Eagles!

No zoom! I was this close! Jan.2009

Feeding the Eagles!

Aren't they funny! Jan.2009

Feeding the Eagles!

Here are the men who were feeding them Jan.2009

*Thanks, DW

Tetanus Shot

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She says, "Why, are you sick?"

He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, "Where the heck are you going"?

She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He says, "Why, what do you need?"

She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a Tetanus shot."

*Thanks, DW

Make every hour Earth Hour!


Earth Hour Update

Thanks for turning out your lights for Earth Hour and becoming part of the climate change solution! Once the lights came back on after Earth Hour, the message from participants around the world was heard loud and clear: Earth Hour needs to be the beginning of lasting change. Earth Hour should serve as the inspiration that people need to take action against climate change each and every day.

Your first challenge after Earth Hour - wash your clothes in cold water!

You can help fight climate change simply by changing the dial on your washing machine to wash your clothes in cold water. It'll get them just as clean, and will save a lot of energy and carbon emissions.

So far, 8,847 people have committed to washing their clothes in cold water in The Good Life, WWF-Canada's online community for concerned Canadians like you who want reduce their impact on our planet. Be the next one to take this action in The Good Life so we, as a community, can send a strong message that Canadians are ready for change.

Why wash in cold water?

Almost 90 per cent of the energy used to wash clothes goes into heating the water. You can save as much as $100 a year by changing to cold wash and rinse, and about 130 kilograms of greenhouse gas emissions. If every household in Canada switched to cold in their washing machines, about 1.5 billion kilograms of carbon dioxide emissions would be saved. That is the equivalent to taking 250,000 cars off the road for one year!

What do I do?
• Adjust the settings on your washing machine to wash your clothes in cold water.
• Sign up at The Good Life and make your action count.
• Remember to always save on water by running only full loads in your machine.


More about The Good Life


To help support your continued efforts to lighten your ecological footprint, WWF-Canada created The Good Life. Joining The Good Life does not mean changing everything you do all at once: it is about taking small, steady steps, at your own pace, in the right direction. As with Earth Hour, these actions multiplied across the country will send a resounding message to our government that Canadians are ready for change.

To date, participants in The Good Life have collectively prevented more than 60 million kilograms of greenhouse gas emissions from entering the environment - the equivalent of over 4 million CFL bulbs being turned off for one year!

For more information, and to start living The Good Life today, visit wwf.ca.


Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?

The Truth About Easter Eggs
(Recommended for Parents of Christian Children ages 4-22) -by Dr. Daniel Cameroon


List Price: $18.95
Our Price: $27.99
You Save: Nothing. (Only Jesus Saves!)

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Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?Summary: Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? is a Bible based book for Christian parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a decent Christian school. Their precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system. The book teaches parents how to easily explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the Unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility. "It's not that difficult to understand," says Author/Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Cameroon. "In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster." Dr. Cameroon explains that it doesn't matter what god or idol the Pagans were humping under on Easter Sunday, because any god other than "Jesus" is "Satan." Dr. Cameroon dedicates four chapters in the book to Easter Eggs. "Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil," he says. "Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint," he says. "But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because of Lucifer's testicles! Glory to God! And I won't say a word more about it! I don't want to ruin the book for you!"

Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? (The Truth About Easter Eggs) is a wonderfully informative and well-researched Christian book which consolidates a 2-month Adult Remedial Sunday School series into two-hundred exciting and easy to read pages along with memorable illustrations. Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? or "PWLT" as the book is now referred to in the Southern Baptist Sunday School Teachers catalogue takes the reader on an unforgettable journey that traces the pagan (Satanic) origins of secular (Satanic) Easter, with a specific focus on the origin of "Easter Eggs."

Homophobia is alive and well in Saskatoon...


Homphobia - the insecurity of being hetero-sexual

(Saskatoon) - It appears that some ToonTowners still harbour some kind of homophobia. I was in 7-Eleven the other night picking up some smokes, when the male next to me in line says:

"Buying a couple of fags, eh?" The clerk said "What was that?" To which the male repeated, "Buying some fags, eh?" (I heard him the first time...)

The clerk asked him a second time, "What was that?", to which he replied, "Buying some things, eh?"

Hmmm. he was, I believe making reference (clever in his mind to the old nickname of cigarettes as 'fags'... I guess he noticed because I insist on wearing some sort of 'flair' (See 'Office Space' for a definition of 'flair'...)

Anyways, I am on my way again and was again shown that ignorance of LGBT people and issues, breeds fear, and that breeds homophobia.

I passed the comments off (had about 30 years 'listening experience' to homophobic slurs...) but then decided to post this anyway - I wonder if many others 'think' the same thoughts, but don't say anything. Not sure which one I prefer....

'ER' is dead. Long Live 'ER'!!!


er"ER" ended its 15 year run on NBC with a two hour finale.

"It's been an incredible experience" said actor Noah Wyle, who plays Dr. John Carter.

"It's just bizarre to think that this is it" said actor Parminder Nagra, Dr. Neela Roscotra as she is known on the show.

More than 5,000 actors have passed through the doors cf Chicago's County General Hospital

"It's given me a wonderful place to be every day of my life for the past six years" said actor Linda Cardellini, who portrays nurse Sam Taggart.

336 episodes of life and death, love and loss with the occasional absurdity tossed in.

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Thursday, April 02, 2009

Obama Depressed, Distant, Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale


A depressed ObamaWASHINGTON—According to sources in the White House, President Barack Obama has been uncharacteristically distant and withdrawn ever since last month's two-hour series finale of Battlestar Galactica.

"The president seems to be someplace else lately," said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. "Yesterday we were all being briefed on the encroachment of Iranian drone planes into Iraq, when he just looked up from the table and blurted out, 'What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?'"

"I haven't seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland," the official continued. "Or at least that's what he told me. I don't actually watch the show. It's not really my thing."

Since the end of the series, Obama has reportedly brushed off key budgetary decisions, ignored his wife and children, and neglected his daily workouts, claiming that he no longer cares if he lets himself go "just like Lee did before the rescue on New Caprica."

In addition, sources confirmed that instead of meeting with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner on Monday, the depressed president sat alone in the Oval Office, scouring Internet message boards for posts by other fans about the series conclusion.

Hoping to cheer himself up, Obama also decided to re-watch the extended director's Obama depressed after Battlestar Galactica Finalecut of "Unfinished Business," a season three episode he once described as "bringing the Starbuck-Apollo relationship to a head in the best possible way."

Revisiting the series, however, has only made the president more miserable. After a staffer suggested he bring DVDs of the show along on a recent policy trip to Denver, Obama reportedly muttered under his breath, "What's the point? It's over."

"We were going over his schedule when he sighed and asked if I watched Battlestar," said a White House secretary, whom Obama used to playfully call "Billy." "I told him I was planning on it because my sister's a big fan, but he just stared out the window the whole time."

"I also noticed he took down his Battlestar Galactica season 4.5 poster," she added.

Obama watched the finale just as he had every previous episode, alone in the White House screening room with the volume turned all the way up. Sources said he emerged exhilarated and told several aides that the show's writers "wrapped things up the best they could, though the very end was a little much."

The commander in chief also bragged that he "totally called" the fact that "All Along The Watch Tower" would be used as the jump coordinates for the FTL drive.

Despite his initial excitement, by Monday morning the absence of the hour-long Sci-Fi program had begun to affect the president.

"I'm a little concerned," first lady Michelle Obama was overheard saying at a fundraising event Tuesday. "When Firefly was canceled, he walked around like a zombie for a week, and Serenity was the only thing that snapped him out of it. Last night he said he felt like he had just discovered David Axelrod was one of the Final Five, whatever that means."

A devoted fan of the original 1978 Battlestar Galactica, Obama was initially hesitant to watch the new series, saying he was upset to learn that hotshot pilot Starbuck would be played by a woman. However, during a particularly slow week in the U.S. Senate, Obama decided to rent the first season from Netflix.

Aides said Obama "blew through" season one in a weekend, then purchased season 2.0 from a local Best Buy, and, in order to catch up in time for season three, downloaded the majority of season 2.5 from iTunes.

"When we spoke last month, he said season three was his least favorite because some of the episodes with Helo and the Sagittarons—and pretty much anything that involved Cally—were boring and didn't advance the plot," Afghan president Hamid Karzai said. "But I told him that when you watch it all on DVD, and you don't have to wait a whole week for a new show, those peripheral episodes actually add new color to the already established world."

Added Karzai, "Lately, though, it seems like he'd rather talk about the resurgence of Taliban warlords in Kandahar than the show."

During an emergency press conference on Wednesday, Obama addressed his recent detachment, as well as various other matters facing the United States.

"Our nation finds itself in uncharted territory in the deep emptiness of space," Obama announced. "The Old Girl has limited supplies, no allies, and now, no hope. I never said this would be an easy journey. Yet I promise you this: There is a place where there is no war and no economic turmoil. It is where, according to the Sacred Scrolls handed down to us by the Lords of Kobol, the thirteenth tribe traveled over three thousand years ago. That place is called Earth. Not the other Earth. This Earth. It's complicated. Anyway, I plan to take us there."

Added Obama, "So say we all! So say we all! So say we all!"


*The Onion

Compatible Partners: eHarmony's Big Gay Handout


By Ramon Johnson, About.com Guide to Gay Life since 2002

Pasadena, California-based eHarmony, the ultimate believer in heterosexual love, is set to launch it's new gay dating site, Compatible Partners. You'll have to Google for the link. The March 30th LA Times article announcing the gift the community noted that an "earlier version of [the] article gave an incorrect Web address for Compatible Partners." A fitting copy error.

You see, eHarmony's founder, Neil Clark Warren, isn't keen on including the L,G,B,T in his scientific interpretation of L-O-V-E. As a result, the dating mega mall refused to include same-sex as an option in its compatibility formulas. An effective way of keeping us man and woman lovers off of the wholesome pastures. Warren spun his story as to why the gays could never walk hand-in-hand on the eHarmony commercials:

"It's what I did for 40 years," 74-year-old Warren, who is retired but remains on the board, told the LA Times. "I never had a gay couple."

Well, Mr. Warren, apparently you've never had a math course either. Since there is no option to choose a desire for the same sex, zero gays can sign up for the site. And since zero gays can create profiles: No gay singles have ever been matched on eHarmony, and thus no reason for eHarmony to justify adding a same-sex option. Zero plus zero equals no gays at all. (Or, at least none eHarmony knows about.)

So, why the kind gesture of a gay site of our own now? The marriage isn't quite one of harmony. Last November, eHarmony agreed to start a gay dating service as part of a settlement with the New Jersey attorney general under the threat of a discrimination lawsuit. The brainchild: Compatible Partners.

Thanks, but no thanks, eHarmony. If you're going to push this game called love, then love everyone.


*Ramon's Gay Life Blog

TROY - The Latest Strip

This a gay-themed comic

Click Above Then choose 'Current Strip'

Click Above Then choose 'Current Strip'.



Troy #225 “Fired!” is out in the magazines and up online. Rigo was fired for being gay? From a GAY bar???


You Tube From Down Under



*Thanks, Erwin

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Introducing KODAK eyeCamera 4.1. It's Amazing!


Today is the day - introducing the revolutionary KODAK eyeCamera 4.1! This is the kind of breakthrough idea that makes us wonder why we didn't come up with it sooner.


Here is the full scoop on this feature-rich, eye popper...

"What you see is what you get" Viewfinder - Now you can take that photo at the exact moment you see that special scene. Don't try this while driving as objects may be closer than they appear.

Facial Recall Assistant - We have all been there...you are at a party, "I know her. Oh, geesh, she is coming this way...Hello, er, um..." How embarassing. Well, worry no more. This handy feature connects to a customizable "BFF file" connected to your Facebook page. Go to parties and reunions with confidence! Hello Marci, long time no see! Like my stylin' new specs?

Image Stabilizer - After a glass of wine or two, this feature will ensure that all of your photos are razor sharp, maybe even sharper than you remember. Our patented "I love you man Gyro Adjuster" was tested at numerous focus groups and it worked perfectly...I think.



Isn't the design captivating? Our engineers worked very hard to come up with a look that is hardly noticeable from regular eye glasses. Fashionistas everywhere will be clamoring for this accessory to wear at red-carpet events. Okay, back to the features...

Selective Auto-Focus & Zoom - See something you like? Just look, focus, zoom & snap! This is a new feature so use it wisely. It might get you in trouble at the beach so practice at home first.

Wink and Shoot Shutter - Taking photos is now as easy as a winking! We use our patented eyeVu technology to activate only on a wink, not a blink. When you have a cold and are sneezing it is advised you not wear your KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 or you will get pictures of your feet (think about it).

Digital X-Ray Vision - No way? Yes way! In partnership with the Superman Corporation located in the Fortress of Solitude, we co-developed this amazing feature at a bargain price. But remember, even though you will be able to see through walls and closed doors you will not be able to walk through them.

Panoramic Mode - Achieved merely by employing classic Kodak ease-of-use and turning one's head 360- degrees

The KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 is social media compatible so you will be able to stream your life 24x7! Easy photo uploads to Facebook, Flickr, KODAK Gallery, and Twitter are a snap. Now you can impress your friends with an endless stream of photos to accompany the running commentary of text updates you currently provide.

But wait, there's more! The KODAK eyeCamera 4.1 comes with a ton of cool accessories too.



Super zoom. Oh baby! If standard zoom isn't enough we have the answer (comes with neck brace).
Lens lashes - Available in natural, bat, and flirt lengths

Baseball cap printer. For prints on the go. The cap's bill is the paper tray! Clever.
Dual lens steroscopic option lets you take photos in 3-D
Flash earrings. Genuine CZ (cubic zirconia) rechargeable flash with unmatched cut, clarity, color, and coruscation (look it up ;-)
The team at Kodak is proud to announce yet another breakthrough product. We also want you do do one thing for us when someone looks at you while wearing the new KODAK eyeCamera 4.1. Be sure to...


click to enlarge the smile


We think we are really on to something with the KODAK eyeCamera 4.1. Don't you?

*A Thousand Words: A Kodak Blog About Photography

April Fool!


April Fools!

Monsters VS Aliens


Starring: Reese Witherspoon ... Susan Murphy / Ginormica (voice)

Seth Rogen ... B.O.B. (voice)

Hugh Laurie ... Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. (voice)

Will Arnett ... The Missing Link (voice)

Kiefer Sutherland ... General W.R. Monger (voice)

Rainn Wilson ... Gallaxhar (voice)

Stephen Colbert ... President Hathaway (voice)

Paul Rudd ... Derek Dietl (voice)

Julie White ... Wendy Murphy (voice)

Jeffrey Tambor ... Carl Murphy (voice)

Amy Poehler ... Computer (voice)

Ed Helms ... News Reporter (voice)

Renée Zellweger ... Katie (voice)

John Krasinski ... Cuthbert (voice)

Sean Bishop ... Private Bullhorn / Helicopter Pilot / Advisor Ortega (voice)


Synopsis: On her wedding day, Susan Murphy (Reese Witherspoon) is hit by a meteorite infused with Quantonium, a rare and powerful element that causes her to grow to an enormous size. Targeted by the government as a monster, Susan is captured and imprisoned at a secret facility where other such oddities are being held, including Dr. Cockroach (Hugh Laurie), a mad scientist who accidentally transformed himself into a roach-human hybrid, B.O.B. (Seth Rogen), a gelatinous, brainless mass brought to life in an experiment gone wrong, The Missing Link (Will Arnett), a Creature-from-the-Black-Lagoon-like lizard man, and the skyscraper-sized mutant larvae Insectosaurus. When deranged alien overlord Gallaxhar (Rainn Wilson) arrives on Earth to obtain the precious Quantonium and conquer the world, President Hathaway (Stephen Colbert) offers the monsters their freedom in exchange for defeating the evil mastermind and his legion of robots and clones.

- The Massie Twins


Review: by Peter Travers, RollingStone.com

An animated funhouse that delivers on its title and ups its scary-comic impact if you see it in 3-D. Alien dust turns Susan (voiced by Reese Witherspoon) into 50-foot Ginormica on her wedding day. She joins other monsters — Seth Rogen's one-eyed blob is my fave — to fight an alien army led by Gallaxhar (Rainn Wilson). WALL-E had more charm, more soul, more everything. But there's enough merry mischief here to satisfy, even if you’re way past puberty.

The Chronicles of Mac; The Leopard, The Wizard and The G4
The Final Chapter

Well, here I am 1 week into "Mac|Life"... the video explains my overall impressions - which are good. I am happy I purchased the Mac mini, and will likely buy another Mac - possibly a MacBook or a MacBook Pro. But for now, I am happy with the mini. It is a solid performer considering the specs:, a 1.25 GHz Processor, and 1 GB Ram, but really - that is all I need to do what I want with it.

So, I am now going to forever hear the 'inner dialogue' saying "Use the Mac! No Use the PC!" - but either one is fine, so for the price (my mini was used, remember), It was an outstanding deal for a real solid performance PC (I don't do gaming - so can't report on that), but I like it - "It just works!"


My beautiful boy...

My Beautiful Boy
My Beautiful Boy
The light is fading, we’re all alone
I sing you a lullaby
Stars winkin at us, a smile from the man on the moon
I look you in the eye, and every single time time
My heart is a bird in the breeze
Flyin far out from me, roundin you, and landing between

If I only had breath for one more sigh
I’d be callin it out to you
Singin’ bout, what you do —– oh

My beautiful boy , You take me, To a place
Far beyond the point
Where my doubts, can hold on
My beautiful boy

I’m a little boat in the water, the rain in the summer,
You’re my river and I’m comin down
If storms blow on in- You’re my bright sky, oh so blue
And it feels kinda funny, like I’m dancin in the stars
when I’ve got you on my mind,
Sing your song to the northern lights, they’re dancing with us too

If I only had music for one more song,
I’d be singin it out to you
A little verse, ’bout what you do —– oh

My beautiful boy , You take me, To a place
Far beyond the point
Where my doubts, can hold on
My beautiful boy

© Jeff Straker, 2005
All rights reserved. SOCAN
www.JeffStraker.com

More Useless Information....


calenderAt five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be:

04:05:06 07/08/09.

This will never happen again.

*Thanks, Rayna!

April Fool...


The origin of April Fools' Day is obscure. One likely theory is that the modern holiday was first celebrated soon after the adoption of the Gregorian Calendar; the term referred to someone still adhering to the Julian Calendar which it replaced.

In many pre-Christian cultures May Day (May 1) was celebrated as the first day of summer, and signalled the start of the spring planting season. An April Fool was someone who did this prematurely.

Another origin is that April 1 was counted the first day of the year in France. When King Charles IX changed that to January 1, some people stayed with April 1. Those who did were called "April Fools" and were taunted by their neighbors.

You are an April Fool!
In the eighteenth century the festival was often posited as going back to the times of Noah. An English newspaper article published on April 13th, 1789 said that the day had its origins when he sent the raven off too early, before the waters had receded. He did this on the first day of the Hebrew month that corresponds with April. A possible reference to April Fools' Day can be seen in the Canterbury Tales (ca 1400) in the Nun's Priest's tale, a tale of two fools: Chanticleer and the fox, which took place on March 32nd.


*Wikipedia