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Saturday, February 02, 2008

A Doctor in Newfoundland....


A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant 'Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answered Garge.

The doctor went hunting and returned the following day and asked: 'So, Garge, How was your day?'

Garge told him that he took care of three patients.

'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo Mate, and the second one?' asked the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir.'

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asked The doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here when suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything incl uding her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!''

'Tunderin' lard Jesus, Garge, what did you do?' asked the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes.'


*Thanks, Dad

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