Never do this while cooking bacon

When cooking bacon, there are some important things you should never do to ensure safety and the best results:

1. Never leave bacon unattended: Bacon can quickly go from perfectly crispy to burnt if you leave it unattended. Always stay near the stove or oven while cooking bacon.

2. Don't cook bacon on high heat: Cooking bacon on high heat can lead to uneven cooking and splattering grease. It's better to cook it over medium heat to achieve a consistent and crispy texture.

3. Avoid overcrowding the pan: Overcrowding the pan with bacon slices can result in uneven cooking. Make sure there's enough space between the slices to allow them to cook evenly.

4. Don't use a non-stick spray or oil: Bacon already contains a significant amount of fat, so there's no need to add extra oil or non-stick spray to the pan. Doing so can lead to excessive splattering and even flare-ups.

5. Never use a glass dish for oven cooking: When cooking bacon in the oven, avoid using glass dishes, as they can shatter due to the high heat. Instead, use a metal or oven-safe dish.

6. Don't discard bacon grease down the drain: Bacon grease should never be poured down the drain as it can solidify and clog your pipes. Instead, let it cool and solidify in a container, then dispose of it properly or use it for other cooking purposes.

7. Never touch hot bacon with your bare hands: Always use tongs or a fork to handle hot bacon to prevent burns.

8. Don't forget to drain excess grease: After cooking, place the cooked bacon on paper towels to remove excess grease. Leaving bacon on a greasy surface can make it soggy.

9. Avoid using metal utensils on non-stick pans: If you're using a non-stick pan to cook bacon, avoid using metal utensils that can scratch and damage the non-stick coating. Opt for wooden or plastic utensils instead.

10. Never skip cleaning up grease spills: Grease spills can be dangerous as they are flammable. Always clean up any grease that has splattered onto the stove or surrounding areas to prevent potential fires.

Most important: NEVER fry bacon while naked! It spits and spatters, sure to hit your private spots!

Remember these guidelines to ensure a safe and delicious bacon-cooking experience.

Source: Some or all of the content was generated using an AI language model