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Sunday, January 31, 2021
The Love Doctor
Help! My boyfriend has suddenly decided that he wants to change sex. I like men. I won’t be attracted to him. He has already begun to wear women's clothes and I don't know what to make of it all.
How do I manage this one. He says that he’s thought about it carefully and knows that he can rely on me to support him – but he can’t. I'm just not into women.
Signed,
In2Men
Dear In2,
If he says he’s thought about it carefully then you have to take his word for this. You need to be truthful though and tell him that this will cause problems both for you personally and the two of you as a couple.
There are all sorts of reasons why people consider gender-reassignment, almost all of them valid.
If your boyfriend were born a woman in a male body then you need to support his understanding of this even if you can't continue a romantic affair.
The bond you have as two people is surely stronger than the sexual bond alone. If it isn't your relationship was doomed anyway.
If he has not already started a counseling program encourage him to do so. There are a great many excellent therapists who are gay positive and a number who have had extensive experience in working with the transgendered.
It may well help the two of you to go along together.
And, remember even if you lose a lover, you need not lose a friend.
The Love Doctor
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The Guy's Guide To Underwear
Saturday, January 30, 2021
”To Kill an American or Canadian”
You probably missed it in the rush of news a number of years ago, but there was actually a report that someone in
Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who
killed an American or Canadian, any American or Canadian.
So an
Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone
know what an American or Canadian is, so they would know when they found
one. (Good one, mate!!!!) He writes:
An American or Canadian
is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish,
Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African,
Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab,
or Pakistani or Afghan.
An American or Canadian may also be a
Cree, Sioux, Nez Perce, Assiniboine, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as Native
Americans or First Nations Canadians.
An American or Canadian is
Christian, or he/she could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact,
there are more Muslims in America or Canada than in Afghanistan . The
only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of
them chooses. An American or Canadian is also free to believe in no
religion. For that he/she will answer only to God, not to the
government, nor to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and
for God.
An American or Canadian lives in the most prosperous
land in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be
found in the Declaration of Independence or in the Canadian Bill of
Rights, which recognizes the God-given right of each person to free
speech, movement, thought, worship and the pursuit of happiness..
An
American or Canadian is generous. Americans or Canadians have helped
out just about every other nation in the world in time of need, never
asking a thing in return.
When Afghanistan was over-run by the
Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans and Canadians came with arms and
supplies to enable the people to win back their country! As of the
morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation
to the poor in Afghanistan.
Americans and Canadians welcome the
best of everything, the best products, the best books, the best music,
the best food, the best services.
But they also welcome the
least. The national symbol of America, the Statue of Liberty, and the
maple leaf flag of Canada, welcomes your tired and your poor, the
wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed.
These
in fact are the people who built the USA and Canada. Some of them were
working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001 earning a
better life for their families there and “back home” in countries around
the world.
It's been told that the World Trade Center victims
were from at least 30 different countries, cultures, and first
languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So
you can try to kill an American or Canadian if you must. Hitler did. So
did Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants of the
past. But in doing so you would just be killing yourself. For you see,
Americans and Canadians are not a particular people from a particular
place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom and their
roots are from every country in the world. In that sense, everyone who
holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American or a Canadian.
Pass this around the World. Then pass it around again.
It says it all, for all of us – black, white, yellow, brown, Muslim, Christian, Jew, Hindu, etc.
IRISH JOKE
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That
won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He
went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast
of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!"
Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on
the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She
said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
When I Whine
Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair
I looked at her and sighed and wished I was as fair.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and used a crutch
But as she passed, she passed a smile.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine
I have 2 legs, the world is mine.
I stopped to buy some candy
The lad who sold it had such charm
I talked with him a while, he seemed so very glad
If I were late, it'd do no harm.
And as I left, he said to me,
"I thank you, you've been so kind.
It's nice to talk with folks like you.
You see," he said, "I'm blind."
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have 2 eyes, the world is mine.
Later while walking down the street,
I saw a child with eyes of blue
He stood and watched the others play
He did not know what to do.
I stopped a moment and then I said,
"Why don't you join the others, dear?"
He looked ahead without a word.
And then I knew, he couldn't hear.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I have 2 ears, the world is mine.
With feet to take me where I'd go.
With eyes to see the sunset's glow.
With ears to hear what I would know.
Oh, God, forgive me when I whine.
I've been blessed indeed, The world is mine.
Sorrow looks back,
Worry looks around,
Faith looks up.
Daddy , How was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The
father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I
set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that
said:
Scroll Down
You got Male!
Friday, January 29, 2021
Want Your Kids to Eat Right?
Take a Look at Your Own Diet
(ARA)
Parents know that the best way to influence their kids’ behavior is to
set a good example. That’s as important with healthy eating habits as it
is with good study habits. The American Dietetic Association’s 2003
Family Nutrition and Physical Activity Study found that parents have
more potential to influence their children’s eating habits than anyone
else.
Children ages 8 to 12 said their top role models were
mother (23 percent) and father (17.4 percent). ADA officials note that
the findings underscore the importance of a parent’s involvement in
helping their children make good choices.
It’s easier to instill
good habits if parents start when their children are young. Your
attitude will make all the difference. Make it clear that it is your
choice to eat healthy foods, not a “punishment” or something you do
because you have to, but because you enjoy the taste of fresh fruits and
vegetables.
“Your message will get muddled if you give your
kids carrot sticks with their sandwich while you eat chips with yours,”
says Lee Mannering of the Produce Marketing Association.
Here are some suggestions for helping your kids develop healthy eating habits:
*
Make a point of offering healthy snacks -- celery sticks and dip, or an
apple -- instead of empty calories from chips or other junk food.
*
Incorporate fruits and vegetables into every meal -- bananas with your
cereal at breakfast, salad at lunch, vegetables on the side at dinner.
*
Experiment with a variety of fruits and vegetables. A trip down the
produce aisle at your grocery store offers an abundance of options. Try
something you haven’t cooked before. For tips on using unfamiliar
produce, visit www.aboutproduce.com; this Web site has information on
choosing, storing and cooking just about any type of produce you can
buy.
* Offer your kids choices. That doesn’t mean one of the
choices has to be cookies, but you can let your child choose between
grapes or an orange for a mid-afternoon snack.
* Shop with your
kids. They’re more inclined to eat something they pick out, so take them
with you -- just skip the donut aisle.
* Work vegetables into your main courses in kid-friendly ways -- add peas to mac and cheese, for example.
Eating the way you’d like your kids to eat means the whole family will be making healthier food choices.
Here’s
a recipe from aboutproduce.com that kids are sure to love; it puts a
healthy twist on that perennial kids’ favorite -- pizza.
Garden Fresh Veggie Pizza
1/2 red pepper (medium), sliced
1/4 cup mushrooms, sliced
1/4 cup yellow squash, sliced
1 onion (small), thinly sliced
2 teaspoons olive or vegetable oil
1/2 cup spinach leaves, torn
1 Italian flat bread or pizza crust (12-inch)
1 plum tomato, sliced
1/2 cup (2 ounces) shredded part skim mozzarella cheese
1/3 cup thinly sliced grated Romano cheese
2 ounces goat cheese
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 teaspoons balsamic or red wine vinegar
1 tablespoon fresh basil leaves, finely chopped (2 teaspoons dried)
1 tablespoon fresh oregano leaves, finely chopped (2 teaspoons dried)
In
small skillet, sauté red pepper, mushrooms, squash and onion until
crisp-tender in 2 teaspoons oil. Arrange spinach leaves on flat bread;
arrange sautéed vegetables, tomato and cheeses on spinach. Bake pizza on
cookie sheet in preheated 450 degree oven until cheeses are melted,
about 10 minutes. Mix 2 tablespoons oil, vinegar and herbs; drizzle over
pizza. Cut into wedges and serve immediately. Makes 4 (2 slice)
servings.
Mr and Mrs Fenton
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired.
Mrs.
Fenton insists that Mr. Fenton go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored
with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton
loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store:
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over
the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you
from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video
surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed
below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7.
Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
Shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
Department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14.
Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the
fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least. .
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
The Love Doctor
Dear Love Doctor,
I'm a 15 year old gay person. For about 5 years I've had a crush on this
guy. About 3 years ago, we started playing this "game" which was
basically sex, but with less commitment. Just today I told him I was gay
and admitted my feelings for him and yet he still tells me he is
straight.
I feel as if I've falling in love with him, a deep love, but he doesn't
seem to see that he may be gay too. When I ask him about all the times
we played the "game", he tells me it was just sex and nothing more. I've
run out of ideas, and I want him soooooooo bad. I don't think I can
live without him. I need help, please.
Signed,
Confused lover
Dear Dazed and Confused,
It may seem obvious that your sleepover buddy is gay since he's fooling
around with another guy (uh, you), but sexuality is not quite that
simple. Experimentation is a very normal and healthy part of our
development. Playing the game, as you call it, in some form or another,
helps us develop sexually. Often times, though, our true sexual feelings
don't become clear until much later in life. Even though you've
embraced your identity, your friend may either
a) not be ready to embrace his or
b) may not by gay at all, but bi or simply curious (see Kinsey Scale).
You say you can't live without him... Then live with him! Meaning:
You've already captured his attention, so live in the now and let things
develop. If you kick up the pressure, you might drive him away. Play it
cool and stay in the "game." Eventually, you both might end up with a
win-win situation. If not, be patient. There will be plenty of games to
play in the future.
The Love Doctor
Can You See it?
*Magic Eye
Throw Away All Your Grudges
It has been said that pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional. A decision to hold on to a grievance is a decision to suffer. It extends the pain. And in a peculiar way, it gives the wrongdoer a way to hurt us again and again.
It isn`t easy to root out and release deep-seated resentments arising from hurtful words or deeds. Although sometimes we don`t remember the source of the resentment, other times we recall the incident so vividly that it still evokes a fresh torrent of negative emotion. But no matter how justified or self-righteous we feel about our grudges, we`ll be healthier and happier if we get rid of them.
Confucius said, "To be wronged is nothing unless we continue to remember it." A grudge dwells in dark memories, often deliberately revived as if reliving the hurt will somehow punish the person who caused it. In fact, we hurt ourselves far more.
Ideally, we should forgive and forget, but if we`re not ready to forgive, we can forget, or at least repress the temptation to dwell on whatever it was that made us so angry. When we let go of our resentments, we pave the way for forgiveness -- a final act of virtue and mental health.
We also free ourselves from the past so we can live better in the future.
*Michael Josephson reminding you that character counts.
What Happens in Heaven
My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is
the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are
received"
I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many
angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and
scraps from people all over the world.
Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.
The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section.
Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and
delivered to the living persons who asked for them."
I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working
hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and
were being packaged for delivery to Earth.
Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door
of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated
there, idly doing nothing. "This is the Acknowledgment Section," my
angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed "How is it
that? There's no work going on here?" I asked.
"So sad," the angel sighed. "After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments.
"How does one acknowledge God's blessings?" I asked.
"Simple," the angel answered. "Just say, "Thank you, Lord."
"What blessings should they acknowledge?" I asked.
"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof
overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world. "If
you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish,
you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
"And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity."
Also...
"If you woke up this morning with more health than illness .... You are
more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day.
"If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of
imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation ... You
are ahead of 700 million people in the world
"If you can attend a church meeting without the fear of harassment,
arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three
billion people in the world.
"If your parents are still alive and still married .. You are very rare.
"If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair."
Ok, what now? How can I start?
If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in
that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more
blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at
all.
Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you want, pass this along to remind everyone else how Blessed we all are.
Thursday, January 28, 2021
Celebrity patents unearthed
I highly recommend perusing these patents -- much is to be gained from peering into the minds of the world's greatest celebrity / inventors, whose creations may one day truly touch the lives of the everyman.
Click below:
Ironic Sans
Wednesday, January 27, 2021
From The Emerald City
TAROT - JUDGEMENT
Tarot card number: 20
Element: fire
Planet: Pluto
The Judgment card is often referred to as a time of resurrection and
awakening, a time when a phase or period of our life comes to an
absolute end making way for dynamic new beginnings.
It may be that a long-term relationship or marriage has had its time and
whilst it may feel painful to accept this finality, the Judgment card
is saying try and accept that this is a time of fast-moving, positive
change and action for you.
Whether it’s the end of a career, a time when your children have flown
the nest, or a turn of events that make you wish your life was
different, this card represents karmic change and it indicates that
bigger and better things are yet to come into your life.
Quite often, fantastic events and opportunities follow sad and difficult
challenges and this card can represent any events that may feel like
‘Judgment Day’ has come. Changes that may be indicated upon the
appearance of this card can be significant, so this would not be a time
for regret and fear but a time for courage and rejoicing in what you
have achieved and what you are yet to achieve.
Your life may well pick up a pace when this card appears, so whatever
future possibilities are indicated in your reading, these events may
happen quite quickly.
If the Judgment card comes up in a reading about legal issues, it is a
positive sign that any ruling will be in your favor. However, if this
card is surrounded by negative cards, it may indicate legal battles
ahead and the possibility of having a ruling made against you.
In general readings, if this card is surrounded by negative cards, it
could be that the swift conclusions foretold by the positive aspect of
this card may be delayed. This can mean that you are fearful of such
significant change and may be ignoring opportunities that may well
promise a brighter future.
I also feel that when this card comes up, it’s important to use your own
judgment wisely and not to judge yourself too harshly. It is a signal
for you to open your heart and mind to accept that all things come to an
end and nothing lasts forever, yet for each ending there is always a
new beginning.
Embrace such significant and inevitable change and a whole new world of
opportunity can unfold for you – the Judgment card is a calling for you
to be all that you can be.
"AnkhIwiEmHotep"
Life and Peace be with You --Cinosam
In Praise Of "Older" Women
"When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey,
25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa
bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice
car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old
woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My
wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.
Wavy Wall
In England, it is not uncommon to see "wavy" brick walls. Interestingly, the design uses fewer bricks than a straight wall.
A straight wall that is just one brick thick is not sturdy enough to stand alone & can be easily toppled, so they generally have a thickness of at least two or more layers of bricks, & are also reinforced at regular intervals with vertical posts serving as buttresses.
But a wavy "one-brick" wall stands just fine on its own due to the arch support provided by its shape, which combines both wall & buttress. Such a structure is called a "crinkle crankle wall" "the Old English version of "zig zag."
Children Writing About The Sea
(Kelly, age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent.
(Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8)
13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny.
(Julie age 7)
International Holocaust Remembrance Day
In 2015, Canada and the international community marked the 70th anniversary of the liberation of the Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp. The Government of Canada commemorated this day at a special ceremony that brought together government officials, religious leaders and Holocaust survivors.
Tuesday, January 26, 2021
Little old lady
She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."
Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!