You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
A
couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and the couple
opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out
into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut
in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
The wife
goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife
doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night.
She
explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's
just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later,
the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they
drive away.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs
and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car...
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