The Wiz On The Street

A Manhattan art gallery scrapped its plans to exhibit a naked chocolate Jesus in the week preceding Easter, causing the gallery's artistic director to resign. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Linda Steckler,
Animal Handler
"If I had that sculpture, I would trade it in a heartbeat for thirty chocolate coins."

Denny Johnson,
Attorney
"At least the museum administrators can make good on the stipulation in his contract that guarantees him a Jesus made of chocolate if he ever resigns."

Marcus Gimino,
Loan Officer
"If not for Easter, then when? Christmas hardly seems appropriate."

*American Voices, The Onion