Dumbest Kid in the World !!

As a young boy enters the barber shop, the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" A while later, after leaving the barber shop, the customer sees the same young boy leaving the ice cream store. "Hey, son," he asks, "Tell me, why did you pick the two quarters instead of the dollar?" The boy licks his cone and answers, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"