Punny Funs

1. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
5. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
6. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
9. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
10. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
11. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
12. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
13. I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to charge my camera.
14. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
15. I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I had to give it up. I kept getting stumped.

Source: Some or all of the content was generated using an AI language model