A parrot has been put in isolation and made to listen to Radio 4 after swearing repeatedly at distinguished visitors.
Barney, a five-year-old Macaw, turned the air blue when a civic party toured the Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary, Nuneaton.
He told the mayor to: "F*** off," before turning to a woman vicar and saying: "You can f*** off too", reports the Guardian.
Sanctuary
owner, Geoff Grewcock, said: "To their credit they didn't take offence
and laughed it off - and luckily so did two policemen who were told:
"And you can f*** off, you w***ers."
The parrot is thought to
have learnt its repertoire from its former owner - a retired truck
driver - who emigrated to Spain three years ago, and by watching late
night TV.
Mr Grewcock is now attempting a cultural reversal by keeping Barney alone in a special cage listening to Radio 4.
"It
isn't really working yet but he is a very funny parrot, with a lot of
character, and he does say thank you whenever you give him a treat."
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Thursday, January 26, 2023
What the parrot said to the vicar...
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