There was a little old lady, who every
morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and
shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"
One day an atheist moved into the
house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every
morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO
LORD!"
Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way
every day. One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady
stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please
Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!
The
next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags of
groceries sitting there. "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out. "HE HAS
PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"
The atheist neighbour jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"
The
little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE THE
LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM"
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