Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?

Because no one else  in this damn house knows

HOW to change a light bulb!  They don't even

Know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!  They would

sit in the dark for  THREE DAYS before they figured it  out.

And, once they  figured it out,

they wouldn't be  able to find the

light bulbs despite  the fact that

they've been in the  SAME

CUPBOARD

for the past 17  YEARS!

But if they did, by  some

miracle of God,  actually

find them 2 DAYS  LATER,

the chair they  dragged to

stand on to change  the STUPID light bulb would

STILL BE  IN

THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND  UNDERNEATH

IT WOULD BE THE

WRAPPER  THE

STUPID  LIGHT

BULBS CAME IN!!!

BECAUSE NO ONE

EVER CARRIES OUT

THE GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE

HAVEN'T ALL

SUFFOCATED FROM

THE PILES OF

GARBAGE  THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP

THROUGHOUT THE

ENTIRE  HOUSE!!

IT  WOULD TAKE

AN  ARMY TO

CLEAN  THIS

DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry....  What was the question?