Homosexual Jokes*

* I can post them because I am gay, LOL!

If 1 / 9 men are homosexual, does that mean that statistically, there is at least 1 gay man in my class of 10?

If so then I hope it's Michael, he's cute.

Scientists have found the main vector of homosexuality:

The large hardon collider.

I asked an atheist "How do you view homosexuality?"

He replied "Mostly on pornhub"

My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom.

I asked, "have you tried the kitchen?"

Homosexuality is not natural!

Just like healing illnesses by touch, walking over water and raising from the dead after a few days.

Homosexuality is a miracle.

I'm pretty sure that I experimented with homosexuality in college...

I'm not sue though, my memories are kind of Spacey.

The Bible does not condemn homosexuality

The verse most people bring up is Leviticus 18:22, which says "Thou shall not lie with a man as thou would with a woman." This line has nothing to do with homosexuality.

What the verse actually means is that it's OK to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.

What the verse actually means is that it's ok to lie when your wife asks if she looks fat but not when your buddy does.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime, and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with hundreds of other men.

There is a three year waiting list.

Can we stop joking about homosexuality?

Lesbie honest, the jokes aren't funny!

The Bible actually advocates for pot and homosexuality

Leviticus:12 - "If a man lies down with another man, they both should be stoned."

I don't know why people think homosexuality is contagious

If it was I'd definitely have caught it by now, after having sex with so many men