A drunken ole man staggers angrily into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.
Peering around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up,stomps right up to the table, leans over and looks at the biggest, meanest one of them, a Cree dude, and says:
"I went by your Kookum's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The Cree guy just looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad indian and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The guy's buddies are starting to get really mad but he still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point he stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says,
"Moosum, go home, you're drunk."
Kookum = Grandma, Moosum = Grandpa
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