Blonde's Year in Review...

  January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

 February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! 

 March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

  April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! 

  May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

 June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

 July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! 

 August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

 September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

   October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

  November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

 December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!!