God and Eve

Eve: "Sigh...."
God: What is it, Eve?
Eve: I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy.
God: And why is that Eve?
Eve: Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples.
God: Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.
Eve: Man? What is that Lord?
God: A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All in all, he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster and will love to hunt, fish and bring you good things to eat.
I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like playing cards and knocking a ball around. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.
Eve: (with ironically raised eyebrows) Sounds great, but what's the catch?
God: Well,.. you can have him on one condition.
Eve: And what's that Lord?
God: Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
And it will have to be our little secret...
you know, "woman to woman. "