The Love Doctor

Dear Love Doctor, 

I have a sore throat, bad cough, and a high fever. I'm also getting little blue spots on my hands. I think I'm sick. What do you think I have and how can I cure it? 

Oh and how in the hell can I beat the Barbie Ocean Discovery game? It's so HARD! 

Signed, 

Blonde 

Dear Dumb, 

You probably have anthrax, so you should shave all the hair off your body, put it into an envelope, and mail it to someone who lives near you. Then you should pee all over yourself every day for a year. Join the local Rotary Club. Go to a tupperware party with dog doo smeared on your forehead. This should cure you. You can win your game by setting yourself on fire. Have a wonderful day! 

What part of "THE LOVE DOCTOR" don't you understand???? 

The Love Doctor

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