Happy Couple

Husband: Oh, come on.

Husband #2: Leave me alone!

Husband: It won't take long.

Husband #2: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Husband: I can't sleep without it.

Husband #2: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Husband: Because I'm hot.

Husband #2: You get hot at the darndest times.

Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Husband #2: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Husband: You don't love me anymore.

Husband #2: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Husband: Please...come on.

Husband #2: All right, I'll do it.

Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Husband #2: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Husband #2: There! Are you satisfied?

Husband: Oh, yes.

Husband #2: Is it up far enough?

Husband: Oh, that's good.

Husband #2: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!