TRUISMS & THOUGHTS FOR TODAY ......

-SAVE THE WHALES.  COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
 
-A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
 
-ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
 
-I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT.  IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
 
-42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.

-99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
 
-I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
 
-HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
 
-REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
 
-HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
 
-DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
 
-THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
 
-I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
 
-SUPPORT BACTERIA.  THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
 
-MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
 
-A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
 
-CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
 
-GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE.  IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!  

-PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
 
-ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!
 
-IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
 
-HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
 
-OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?
 
-HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
 
-IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.
 
-WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
 
-HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE.  LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
 
-EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.  SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
 
-IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
 
-HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
 
-EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
 
-WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
 
-I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
 
-I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES,SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.

-WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?

-INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.

-JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.

-LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.