Where someone is letting you down gently – what exactly is running through their mind?
Here’s my pick of the top ten rejection lines and what they actually mean!
10) I think of you as a friend. (You`re terminally ugly.)
9) There`s a slight difference in our ages. (You`re terminally old and ugly.)
8) I`m not attracted to you in `that` way. (You`d turn anyone straight)
7) My life is too complicated right now. (I have platinum gaydar membership)
6) I`ve got a boyfriend. (I wouldn’t touch you with a shitty stick)
5) I don`t date anyone from work. (I’m bedding the boss)
4) It`s not you, it`s me. (I’m sober)
3) I`m concentrating on my career. (It’ll cost you 50 bucks)
2) I`m celibate. (You’re still ugly)
1) Let`s be friends. (I’ve had you – movin on)
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Thursday, October 20, 2011
Top Ten Rejection Lines
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