AMEN!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.


At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in sperm - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What can you learn from this demonstration?"


A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."