A teacher was doing a study testing the senses. Today it was 'taste'.
The children began to identify the flavours by their color:
Red.......................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange .................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!'
The teacher had to leave the room!
*Thanks, Daryn
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