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ON NO NOISY KISSING, PLEASE!
"I and love don’t kiss me noisy love don’t kiss me only you don’t kiss me lost my love"

--lyrics from the song “Kissin’ Noise” by top Japanese pop band Glay

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ON CROCODILE PRIESTESSES IN LOVE, OH SO TYPICAL
"Jungle Kiss!! When she looked into his eyes, felt his arms around her—she was no longer Tura, mysterious white goddess of the jungle tribes—she was no longer the frozen-hearted high priestess under whose hypnotic spell the worshippers of the great crocodile god meekly bowed—she was a girl in love!

SEE the ravening charge of the hundred sacred CROCODILES!"

--ad for the movie Her Jungle Love (1938)

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ON UNIVERSITY PRESIDENTS, FUDDLED
"We certainly cannot consider Einstein as one who shines as a scientific discoverer in the domain of Physics, but rather as one who in a fuddled sort of way is trying to find some meaning for mathematical formulas which he himself does not believe too strongly, but which he is hoping against hope somehow to establish."

--president of Duquesne University (1931–39) Fr. J. J. Callahan

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ON WEDDINGS, OUT OF CONTROL
"Nick Faldo has created a Roman love pavilion for his forthcoming nuptials. He has incorporated a recessed ledge so that the happy couple can mount upon it during the ceremony."

--Radio 2 (UK)

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ON THANKS FOR MAKING THINGS SO CLEAR, DON!
"The Sunday edition of the Boston Globe comes out on Sunday, and Sunday is tomorrow."

--announcer Don Orsillo, during a Red Sox game