THE NERVE:
Did you know that in the human body is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
THE DIFFERENCE:
What is the difference between a sewing machine and a lady jogging?
A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Quick Takes
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