If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train....
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: <a href="http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf" target="_blank">http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf</a>
<font color="FF0000">Note: The Wizard does not condone this!
* *Under no circumstances should ANYBODY use the previous animation when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway, or in any other manner during which the display of the animation could be interpreted as a hostile act.
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Friday, April 20, 2007
For the irritating person sitting next to you on a plane
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