The Wiz On The Street

Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter Mary is pregnant. So the Wizard hit the streets again, asking, "What do you think?"

Marvin Sayles,
Systems Analyst
"I bet it's a pretty big relief for Cheney to find out his daughter's lesbian phase is finally over."

Frieda Smith,
Personal Trainer
"God, I hope the father is black."

Roger Warrens,
Framer
"It's deplorable that a celebrity couple like this would deliberately bring into the world a child that Christians can't love."

*The Onion