Classes for men

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Feb. 16, 2006. NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

 FREE BOOK!Class 1How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum .Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing .Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.