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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The Original Computer

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity


A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account


A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived


And if you had a 3 inch floppy . . .


.. You just hoped nobody ever found out!

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