Research

Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex. 

The 1st kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. 

The 2nd kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. 

The 3rd kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom. 

The 4th kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "F**k You." 

The 5th kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your husband any more. You take take him to court and screw him in front of everyone!