How to tell if a person is a witch (humour)

Well, here are a few humorous ways to tell if a person is a witch:

1. If they always seem to know what you're thinking, and finish your sentences before you do - they might be a witch.

2. If they have a black cat that seems to always be around - they might be a witch.

3. If they have a broomstick in their closet, but never seem to use it for sweeping - they might be a witch.

4. If they always have a cauldron simmering on the stove - they might be a witch.

5. If they wear a pointed hat, even when it's not Halloween - they might be a witch.

6. If they seem to have an uncanny ability to make things happen - both good and bad - they might be a witch.

7. If they have a collection of strange and unusual ingredients, like eye of newt or toe of frog - they might be a witch.

Of course, these are just silly stereotypes, and it's important to remember that witches are real people with diverse beliefs and practices. So, let's embrace the magic of humor, but always treat others with kindness and respect!