The Lone Ranger and Tonto....

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.  After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound  asleep.  Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you  see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of  stars.""What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of  galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it  tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears  to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.  Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole  tent."