A unique shipping notice I received!

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Dear Wizard,

Thanks for ordering from ThreadPit/6DollarShirts!

Your order was shipped on 10/25/2010.


Our amazing staff has inspected your order and even contemplated stealing it since you have such FABULOUS taste in design and color combination…
<3 ? Our shipping specialist lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as she so gently packaged and so carefully placed the shipping label containing the following request from the ever-so-talented ThreadPit Crew: Shipping Info: Wizard 1111 Some Ave City Prov X0X 0X0 CANADA Tracking Info: Please be aware that you may not be able to track your order until up to 24 hours after the postmark date. If you are an international customer, your customs declaration number is LNxxxxxxxxxxUS, and full tracking may not available to your location. Please allow 2-3 full weeks for international delivery. You can contact your local customs office with that customs declaration ID to locate lost packages. We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards, and the whole crew marched down the street to the post office, where the entire town of Gainesville Fl waved “BON VOYAGE!” to your package, already on its way to you. We hope you had a WONDERFUL time shopping on our website. We hope this shipment notification won’t leave you wondering where your package is… The ThreadPit Crew was VERY thorough with their shipping instructions! We also want you to practice precautions while waiting on the arrival of your order. Please Keep this in mind: Strange, unexplainable things will happen when you wear our shirts. You will no longer feel the urge to rob old ladies. If you're bald, your hair will grow back. Random members of the opposite sex will come up to you and start "grinding 'dat ass". Most importantly, your friends and family will start laughing with you instead of at you. I hate it when that happens. Would you like your pictures to be featured on our blog? Email pictures of you wearing our shirts to info@6dollarshirts.com! We Blog! Check us out at 6dollarshirts.com/news We Tweet! Follow us @ twitter.com/6dollarshirts We Facebook! Check us out at facebook.com/sixdollarshirts Love always, Mr. Byron at ThreadPit and 6Dollar Shirts.