Monday, November 01, 2010

Cockroach King Concerned Over Recent Rise Of Bedbugs


Cockroach King Concerned Over Recent Rise Of Bedbugs
GRAND IMPERIAL THRONE ROOM, CASTLE ROACH—His Royal Highness, King Leopold Blattodea IV, undisputed lord and ruler of the cockroaches, expressed dismay and concern Monday that the recent rise in bedbug populations could threaten his sovereignty over the realm of human squalor.

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*The Onion

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