A priest, a rabbi and a minister are in a bar…
Talk get around to how they handle their respective donations from the collection plates.
“Well,” says the priest, “to be fair, I draw a chalk circle on the floor, and toss all the money in the air. What falls inside the circle goes to the Lord; what lands outside, I keep.”
The minister nods appreciatively. “Very similar here - but what lands in the circle, I keep. Still rather fair, I think.”
Then they both look at the rabbi who has remained silent. “So, how do you divvy up the temple donations?”
“Eh… I don't go for all that stuff with chalk circles. I just throw the money up in the air and what the Lord wants, he takes.”
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