Tuesday, November 07, 2023

Knock knock...

Knock, Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul there is. There ain’t no more.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me … when you’re not strong!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.

Source: Some or all of the content was generated using an AI language model

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