Jocularity!

 

1. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
2. Two atoms are walking down the street, and one suddenly stops and says "Oh no, I think I lost an electron!" The other atom asks, "Are you positive?"
3. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
4. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
5. A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are all standing in front of a house. They see two people enter, and later three people exit. The physicist says, "Oh, there must have been an error in our initial measurement." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters, the house will be empty again."
6. Why did the tachyon break up with the photon? Because they had a lot of mass differences.
7. Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have some H2O please." The second says, "I'll have some H2O too." The second scientist dies.
8. What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."
9. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
10. Why don't people trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Source: Some or all of the content was generated using an AI language model