A Joke

 

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg all died and went to heaven. When they got there, they were greeted by Saint Peter, who explained that there was only one computer in heaven and they would have to share it.

The three tech giants agreed to take turns using the computer, and Saint Peter explained that they could each choose how much time they wanted to spend on it.

Bill Gates went first and asked for 10 hours. Saint Peter granted his request and Bill settled in at the computer.

But after just two hours, Bill suddenly stood up and exclaimed, "I'm done! I can't take it anymore!"

Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg looked at him in surprise and asked, "What's wrong? You still have eight hours left."

Bill replied, "I know, but every time I try to type something, a little paperclip pops up and asks if I need help!"

Steve and Mark burst out laughing, and Steve said, "That's nothing! When I tried to use the computer, it kept telling me I needed to update the software, and then it would take hours to download and install!"

Mark chimed in, "And when I tried to log in, it said my password was incorrect, even though I know it was right!"

The three of them laughed and commiserated about the frustrations of technology, and Saint Peter smiled, knowing that even in heaven, some things never change.

Source: Some or all of the content was generated using an AI language model