1. AT-AT
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
The AT-AT is an All Terrain Armoured Transport, more commonly known as
an Imperial Walker in "The Empire Strikes Back" (1980). In the film
they make a significant impact during the Battle of Hoth and they
represented one of the iconic symbols of the Empire's military might.
For that special young Jedi at Christmas time Hasbro has a range of toys
that feature the Walker and are in the $(US)40-50 mark. Sadly there are
no "big boys" toys available at present though robotics experts at the
HRL Laboratories in California have indicated that constructing an AT-AT
as a transport vehicle is possible. There are still a number of
technological hurdles that need to be cleared, particularly in respect
to the stability of the legs and the movements in their joints. The cost
however, is likely to be prohibitive at this point and then there is
the small matter of the intellectual property rights owned by LucasFilm.
2. The Hat-Copter
Inspector Gadget
The feasibility of a hat-copter, akin to that used by Inspector Gadget,
does not exist however, Trek Aerospace have used the device as
inspiration behind the design and creation of their Solo Trek XFV
(Exo-skeletal Flying Vehicle) Helicopter. Essentially it is a strap on
single person helicopter that is powered by a two stroke engine, comes
complete with two large turbines, can travel at speeds of 80 miles per
hour (100kms/hr) and remain airborne for almost two hours. Initial tests
showed that the vehicle "appeared" to work perfectly but issues did
arise. The company was not able to maintain the testing schedule and
funding has since been removed. There was a model of this unit featured
in the Frankie Muniz film "Agent Cody Banks" (2003) but it required
special effects to show it in flight. My suggestion, get your partner a
hang glider instead.
3. Light Cycle
Tron: Legacy
Parker Brothers Concepts, based in Florida, USA, is an operation run by
Marc and Shannon Parker that specializes in building that "dream"
vehicle for their clients. In striving to create these vehicles with the
"wow" factor they soon attracted a number of high profile clients,
which brought with it powerful media exposure. Their version of the Tron
Light Cycle is a steel framed unit powered by a Suzuki TL1000 V-Twin
engine and it comes complete with an iPad dock. The bad news is that (a)
it doesn't fire a laser beam and (b) Parker Brothers only created ten
of these cycles and they're priced at approximately $US55,000.
4. Batman Motorcycle Suit
The Dark Knight Rises
If you're buying your partner the Tron Light Cycle then protect them and
make them look extra special by fitting them out with the Batman
motorcycle suit. In the lead up to "The Dark Knight Rises" (2012) UD
Replicas produced a moulded leather and Kevlar body suit (as it appears
in the movie) with adjustable leather gauntlets and removable body
armour. The suit is an officially licensed replica and the pre-sale
price list for 2017 will see you dishing out $US1,753 for a jacket, pair
of pants, gloves, boots and, to cap it all off, a utility pouch
5. Barney Stinson Suit Pyjamas
How I Met Your Mother
Barney Stinson, portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris, is one of the five
central characters in this television programme. He is (initially) a
serial womanizer and the character, that most critics agree, that is the
glue that keeps the show together. In the 2009 episode "The Front
Porch" (season 4, episode 17) Barney shows up at a pyjama party wearing
his silk suit and claiming it is his bedroom attire. He argues with
Marshall that his suit is superior to Marshall's night shirt because it
has the greater potential to attract women. The Legendary Suitjama Store
(LSS) has cashed in on this and offers a wide range of this
"legend-wait-for-it-dairy" nightwear for sale. For the record, that's
not my cheap shot, that is how LSS have promoted it on their site.
6. Wand remote
The "Harry Potter" series
Authorised by Warner Brothers and put together by The Noble Collection
this is an ideal gift for the serial couch potato. It has the power to
turn the television set on and off, change channels and adjust the
volume, all with the flick of the wrist. However, you can shout "accio
popcorn" as much as you like, it will let you down in this regard every
time.
7. Tricorder
Star Trek
MacGyver may have had his Swiss Army Knife but for me as a kid Dr
McCoy's Tricorder, which could detect a myriad of diseases, was far
cooler. In 2012 the US company, Qualcomm, also thought that a real life
working Tricorder would be a cool thing and to this end they started up
the X-Prize Foundation and have offered $10 million dollars to the first
team that can produce one. There are conditions to this which include
the unit being able to detect fifteen different diseases from a sore
throat to colon cancer. Whilst we are not there yet there are units on
the market such as Scanadu's device that can check vital signs such as
heart and pulse rates, temperature and blood oxygenation. We're getting
close folks.
8. Sex Panther Cologne
The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Brian Fantana, played by Paul Rudd, is a co-worker to Ron Burgundy (Will
Ferrell) in the above 2004 film. He is an overconfident and sleazy
character who believes that all women will fall for his wiles. To this
end he has a range of (for want of a better word) extraordinary
colognes, one of which is the now infamous Sex Panther.
Brian Fantana: "No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex
Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with
bits of real panther, so you know it's good."
Sadly for Brian others don't find it appalling rather than appealing.
Despite this, Romane Fragrances LLC have released their own version of
the officially licensed Sex Panther cologne. It comes complete with its
own non-growl box, is priced around $US40 but unfortunately it cannot,
currently, be shipped outside of the USA. Like the movie version, it too
comes with the claim that "60% of the time, it works every time".
9. Talking Car
Knight Rider
During the 1980s every kid dreamed of owning a car like Michael Knight's
(David Hasselhoff) KITT. Not only could it talk, it was virtually
indestructible, had more gadgets than a "James Bond" movie and it even
had its own cash dispenser.
The good news is, that in regard to the talking car aspect, the dream is
getting closer to reality. At present we have GPS navigational devices
that will tell us how we get to places, some even using your the voices
of your favourite characters by which to navigate. I particularly liked
the thought of deliberately taking the wrong turn so that Homer Simpson
could yell out "DOH!" Nowadays, firms such as Denso Dynamics are taking
the talking car technology to the next level. With their V2X system cars
can talk to other similarly equipped vehicles and even roadside
infrastructure such as traffic lights that will provide your car with
valuable safety information, such as, the car in front is stopping
suddenly. At present this data is voiceless but the dream is getting
closer.
10. Power Laces
Back to the Future: Part II
In 2011 Nike released their "Air Mags" range of shoes that looked just
like the ones worn by Marty McFly in the 1989 film. Sadly they were not
the real deal as they lacked the eye popping key ingredient, the power
laces. That was until 2015 when Nike found a way to install a weight
sensor into the heel of the shoes so that the moment the wearer's feet
settled on them the laces tightened automatically. Now for the not so
good news - only limited quantities of the shoes are produced each year
and these are auctioned off to the highest bidders with proceeds going
to the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research.