Shipwrecked

A guy, a pig, and a dog were the survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle.... a perfect night for romance!

As they sat there, the pig started looking better and better to the guy. So, he leaned over and put his arm around the pig. But the dog became jealous and started growling fiercely until the guy removed his arm.

After that the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and low and behold there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young man. He was in pretty bad shape and after they nursed him back to health, they introduced him to their evening ritual of watching the sunset.

It was another beautiful evening, warm breezes, red sky, a perfect night for romance. Pretty soon the guy started to "get those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally leaned over to the young man cautiously and whispered in his ear...

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"