Friday, March 24, 2023

Just 10 of them...

 Some riddles:

  1. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.
  2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  5. What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.
  6. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
  7. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
  8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  9. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
  10. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

I hope these riddles brought a smile to your face!

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