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WestJet's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey
has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that
would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps
you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you
to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To
which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you -
Tray-up, bitch."
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