North Koreans Clone a Dog, Then Eat It

 

North Korean Ode to Dog Cloning

We clone dog
It bark a lot
That okay
Dog very hot
That why hot dog

Add mustard
Inside stem cell
Cure diabetes
That get with
Too much dog

When old man
Get Parkinson
Clone old man
Put mustard on
Eat old man
Inside stem cell
Parkinson go away

'Nother old man
He get Alzheimer
Forget to clone
Make dog pet
Not eat dog
Not eat stem cell
Not better Alzheimer

Van Gross, MD